One fine spring day, Dumbledore and Gandalf who had been together for years decided to marry. At the wedding, Dumbledore was accompanied by Hogwarts students while Gandalf was accompanied by hobbits. The ceremony went as normal until Hermione, who had helped set up much of the wedding, noticed angry people people had angry signs with sayings both Death Eaters and Orcs would blush at. Hermione said, "Look Dumbledore; mean-spirited brutes are out to crash the wedding".
Dumbledore then groaned; "sorry, I just forgot my cup of tea; let me wake up a bit". Meanwhile, the angry bigoted horde grew louder. A Westboro member shouted "God decrees that Witchcraft is against the Old Testament. At the same time another bigot shouted that a "man shall not lie with another man until you are put to death". Hermione shrieked and told Samwise to wake up Gandalf. Samwise said "sure, Mione" and He then smiled at her. As the horde drew closer, Gandalf got out his staff and shouted "You shall not pass" at the Westboro members. The ground shook and the Westboro members fell into the chasm screaming into a pit full of Renaissance art. The wedding then resumed and Dumbledore and Gandalf kissed after saying their vows.