Title: Best Friends Can't be Lovers
Author: Me of course
Disclaimer: For the last god dam time I own no one
Author's note: The characters in this story are gonna be mixed up. All the brands are mixed up and people from the past are still wrestling.
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"RUN" Jeff screamed.
He and Lita took off down the hallway of the hotel. It was 7:00 in the morning and Jeff and Lita though it would be funny to give there friend Adam a little wake up call.
"Dam it Jeff come back here," Adam screamed as he ran out of the room in his boxers.
It wasn't until he was outside Jeff and Lita's room that he started hearing cat calls. That's when he gave up and went back to his room to get dressed, or at least put some pants on.
"This isn't over," he yelled as he stormed off.
On the other side of the door Lita and Jeff were on the floor cracking up.
"I can't believe you painted his face," Lita said. She still couldn't breathe from laughing so hard.
"Hey it was your idea to paint his nails all the colors of the dam rainbow," Jeff said.
"I know, I know, I am that good," Lita said. The laughing had stopped by now.
"The look on his face was priceless when we dumped the ice water on him," Jeff said.
"Wait till he sees all his whites are pink," Lita said.
They both looked at each other then started laughing hysterically again.
"We are mean," Lita said when the laughing died again.
"No one said we were nice," Jeff said then stood up.
"Want anything to drink?" he said as he walked over the mini fridge.
"Yea I'll take some water," she said.
"Ok well your gunna have to come get it yourself," He said.
"Jeff just give me the dam water."
"Say please"
"Please"
"Say, Jeff Hardy is the bestest friend I've ever had"
"Jeff Hardy is the bestest……Aww Jeff you're wasting my time just give me the dam water."
"Ooo sorry but that's not correct. You can either try again, or drink out of the toilet." He said.
By now Lita was up off the floor.
"Or, I could just do this," She said as she jumped at Jeff and wrestled him onto the bed. She pinned his shoulders down to the bed and sat on top of him.
"Ha," she said as she grabbed the water from his hand.
"I hate you," he said.
"No you don't, you love me cause I am your bestest friend, remember," She said.
"Hey stop using my words against me."
"I'm sorry."
"No you're not."
"Your right I'm not."
"That's it," he said as he flipped her over and pinned her shoulders on the bed. Now he was on top.
"Ha" he said.
Lita pouted.
Then there was a knock at the door. Lita quickly pushed Jeff off of her as she got up to answer the door. Jeff fell to the ground with a thud. Lita opened the door and was greeted by her other best friend.
"Hey Trish," Lita said.
"Hey Li," Trish said as she walked in the room.
"Oh and hey Jeff," She said as she sat on the chair.
"Hey Trish," Jeff said as he got off the floor.
"Can I ask you why Adam was in the hallway in pink boxers with his face and nails painted?" Trish said.
"Why should we know?" Jeff asked as he took a seat next to Lita on the bed.
"Because usually if something like this is going on you two are involved," Trish stated.
It was true. Lita and Jeff were both known for messing with people.
"Dam Trish I have never been so insulted," Jeff said as he feigned hurt.
"So how'd you do it?" Trish asked.
Now it was Lita's turn to speak up. "Well you know how Adam sleeps like a rock. The face paint part was easy. But he wouldn't keep his dam hands straight so I couldn't paint his nails too fancy. And since I wouldn't trust Jeff with Adam's clothes I died them pink. As for the ice, that was all Jeff," she said.
"You know you guys are really mean," Trish said.
"Hey, no one said we were nice," Lita said.
"Hey that's what I said," Jeff said.
"Anyways we have to be at Raw in an hour. I am gonna be riding with Adam so I guess that means you two will be riding together," Trish said, ignoring Jeff's remark.
"Don't we always," Jeff said.
"Hopefully we don't run into Adam on the way there," Lita said.
"Well I'm gonna go help Adam get cleaned up so it doesn't look like I riding with a freak on the way to Raw," Trish said.
"Adam, a freak, neeever," Jeff said.
"Hey be nice," Trish said as she left the room.
"Well we don't have much time before the show so I guess we can't do anything fun," Lita said as she put on Jeff's blue hoodie. She was always wearing Jeff's clothes, and he didn't mind.
"I'm sure we can find a way," Jeff said as he threw on his shoes.
"Very true," Lita said.
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They arrived at Raw a little early for the pre-show meeting. All the superstars and diva's gathered into the cafeteria to receive the match cards and to get good seats for the meeting. Lita sat next to Jeff who sat next to Trish who sat next to Adam. Jeff and Lita weren't really paying attention when Mr. McMahon started talking.
"Ok people I know how this is probably the most boring part of the night so I will try to make it short. Trish you have a match against Melina." They both nodded. They had an on screen rivalry so that was nothing new.
"Jericho you will be facing Adam for a number one contender spot at the intercontinental title." Once again they both nodded.
"Jeff and Lita will be in an intergender tag team match against Mr. Kennedy and Beth Phoenix." They all nodded. Jeff and Lita didn't listen to the rest. They were able to leave after they heard what match they were going to be in.
Jeff and Lita were walking to their locker room to get ready for their match. They shared a locker room because technically they were a tag team.
"So what do you want to do after the show," Lita asked.
"I don't know, whatever you wanna do," Jeff said. That was his usual answer. As long as his friend was happy, he was happy.
"You always say that," Lita said.
"Then why do you ask me?" Jeff said.
He knew he was pushing his luck with Lita but he didn't care. He loved to see the fire in her eyes when she got made. That wasn't the only thing he loved about her. He loved her style. He knew that she didn't care about being eye candy like the rest of the divas did. She was there to fight.
They entered the locker room and started getting ready. Jeff was dressed in black pants with his black wife beater on. His freshly purple died hair rested on his shoulder. He just put his multicolored sleeves on when Lita came out of the bathroom.
"So how do I look?" she said as she twirled around like a model.
She was dressed in black baggy pants with a blue shirt that ended right above her belly button. Under the shirt was a long sleeved mesh shirt. Under the mesh was a black bra which was able to be seen. Her tattoo peaked out from under the mesh.
"More and more like me everyday," he said.
He took a good long look at her. She was beautiful. Her red hair gently swayed down her back when she moved. But he could never tell her he felt that way. She was his best friend, not his lover.
"I'm still thinking whether to take that as a compliment or an insult," she said.
"You're starting to act like me more and more everyday too," he said under his breath.
"Well, I know that is something I can take as an insult," she said.
"Ha ha, very funny," Jeff said as he started slowly walking forward.
He backed Lita up into a wall and then with one quick motion swung her over his shoulder.
"I'm gonna give you one chance to take that back," he said.
"Why would I want to take it back?" She said, pretending as if she didn't know.
"Because of you don't, I'll do this," He started spinning her around in circles.
"OK OK I take it back," she screamed.
He put her down. She was wobbling a little from all the spinning. Then there was a knock at the door.
"Jeff and Lita 5 minutes." The voice behind that door said.
"Well I guess that's us," Jeff said.
"Really, cause I always thought there was another Jeff and Lita around here," Lita said.
"Hey, sarcasm killed that cat," Jeff said.
"That's curiosity smart one," Lita said as she opened the door to the locker room.
"Aww, same thing," he said as he started to head out the door.
"After you, bestest friend," Lita said while gesturing out the door.
Little did they both know that they had a long night ahead of them.