Oh John, Oh Marsha
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It was a typical Sunday night at the JLA house as Batman had sat down in the entertainment room to watch 24 before the second Presidential Debate aired. Suddenly 24 was interrupted by a nostalgic love scene from a sappy black and white fifties movie. Batman grumbled in disgust and took a swig of his liquor as the film started
"Oh…John" a feminine voice moaned pleasurably, an amused smirk forming on Batsy's face
"Marsha…" said an adult male with the vocal chords of the late great Gregory Peck
"John"
"Marsha"
"John" this was starting to bore Bruce as like he's certain he's seen this before
"John, John"
"Marsha, Marsha" Batman growled in annoyance as he tried to drown it out
"John, John, John"
"MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA…" said Robin in a gratingly loud voice before the color of his skin turned pale white as Batman shed daggers at him, with the fury of a lion hopped up on painkillers and morphine. Robin screamed like Janet Leigh from Psycho and made a run for it, a fuming Batman hot on his heels
Black Mask, having only briefly observed the scuffle, shook his head like it was the same situation, sat down in the now vacant chair, switched the channel to The Classic Black and White Love Scene Movie Channel
"George…" purred an elderly female with the vocals of Judi Dench
"Shirley…" croaked the entirely recognizable Scottish voice of Sean Connery
"Shirley you can't be serious watching this crap, right?" Booster Gold asked, only to gulp as Black Mask stared him down
"I AM serious" Black Mask replied toughly seating himself back down, Booster exhaling with relief as he walked off.
"Um Roman… Shirley you do want to do poker night, right?" Booster asked nervously, awaiting whatever wrath Roman would dish out
"…yes, I am interested" Roman finally said, Booster exhaling again and walked off to the kitchen
"and do NOT call me Shirley!" Roman hollered