Wacky World of Konoha

Welcome to my first fanfic! So please don't be so hard on me! The explanation is all in this prologue!

Note: Set in Shipudden!

Me: Ouch!!! Where am I? Why is my head spinning?

My sis: Yo! Wassup?

Me: Don't "wassup" me! Where am I?

My sis: You're in Konoha, in front of the Hyuuga clan mansion.

Me: Hyuuga? I thought they were murdered?

My sis: No that was Uchiha.

Me: Ohh… But why am I here? Does that mean I'm 2D now?

My sis (in sarcastic voice): Yes you are!

Me: Really? Cool!

My sis: I was being sarcastic moron!

Me: You were? Ohh! But why am I in konoha?!

My sis (shrugs): It's your story. You tell me. I want to go home now. Pick you up later ok! Cya!

(Sister turns to leave… but then hits a wall)

My sis: F--k! WTH! An invisible wall?! I'm going to kill you for writing this!

Me: Ohh yeah I accidentally wrote Naruto died because he kept banging into invisible walls!

My sis: You killed off my 5th fav character?

Me: No! I think that was a drabble I read.

My sis: Then why is the invisible wall here?

Me: Cause you can't leave. We're both in this story.

My sis: Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! I'm in your dumb ass story!

Hinata: He-he-lo-ooo? Who are you two?

Me: OMG!! Its Hinata!!!

My sis: Who? The mumbler?

Hinata: I do-o-o no-t mum-mum-bl-ble-e!

My sis (sarcastic voice): R-ri-igh-t! Y-yo-ou d-o-on't!

Hinata: Wh-ha-at a-a-re yo-o-u sa-ay-in-ng?

Me: She's saying you can kick her ass with the rotation taijutsu move!

My sis: Haha very funny but can you freakin get on with the introduction so that I can get outta here!!!

Me: Fine! Sis you can go… but you gotta face consequences!!!

My sis: What consequences!?

Me: You'll spend a year in the tsukiyomi world… watching educational TV!

My sis: WTF! You #$#!$$&!!!

Me: Wait I haven't finish! The second choice is be the naruto characters personal tour guide!

My sis: HUH!!!!!! Dammit I have no choice… Fine I'll be their "Personal tour guide"!

Me: Good! Hinata you'll be telling everybody to fear me!

Hinata:Wh-ha-at th-he-e!!!!!!!

Me: Why do you mumble so much? Anyway I was just kidding! You can go back to the mansion if you wanna.

Hinata: Th-an-nk yo-ou!

My sis: You really got to stop that.

Me: Amazingly you guys didn't ask so I'll tell you! The reason for my story is… because I wanted to see what happens when I cram everybody from every village into Konoha!

My sis: What crap!

Me: Go set up your stall sis! Or you'll be seeing Barney for the next…

My sis: Sir yes sir!

(Sis runs off and starts setting up her stall near Ichiraku ramen shop)

Me: For those who are reading, from now on I'll be known as AUTHOR in the story! So cya in chapter 1!

So how was it? Plezzzz review!! But don't review bad things if that's what you're thinking…