AN : FACEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOOK. Facebook on italics.
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Griffin Roy
I scrolled further through my list of friends hoping to see someone decent enough to talk to considering Carly's not online.
Mandy Valdez
Marissa Benson
Missy Robinson
Wait a minute? Marissa Benson? So that's how my mom stalks me? Ugh. moving on.
Pam Puckett
Rip Off Rodney
Sam Shay
Sam Shay? Spencer's picture? What?
Freddie Benson : Sam...?
Sam Shay : What Frednerd?
Freddie Benson : Look I know you have this little crush on Spencer but I didn't know it would go this far.
Sam Shay : None of your chizz.
Freddie Benson : Rightt... soo...
Sam Shay : way to get awkward. :|
Freddie Benson : What you up to?
Sam Shay : re posting stuff :-/
Freddie Benson : lol. Chain messages? I didn't know you believe in those
Sam Shay : STFU. They're not chain messages. You're wasting my time diphthong
Sam Shay is now Offline.
That didn't go well. Once I found Sam's name in my list of friends I clicked on her picture (which is Spencer showing off his light up socks). Somehow, there's a feeling bubbling inside me yet I can't put my finger on it. I ignored it for it must be hunger.
I let out a soft chuckle at how dorky Spencer looked but it instantly died down after I realized it was Sam's wall. It's not stalking. It's researching.
WELCOME TO HAM'S WALL.
Sam Shay and Missy Robinson are now friends. Comment . Like
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Jake Krandle So Sam, where's your wall post? I can't seem to find it. ;)
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-Sam Shay Dream on blondie.
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-Jake Krandle Come on, It's just one click away.
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-Sam Shay t(-.-t)
Gibby Gibson Thanks for answering the question Sam. Mighty Seddie warriors for the win! \m/
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-Sam Shay whatevs. wtf is seddie?
My eyebrows scrunched up in confusion. I'm gonna ask Sam a lot of questions later.
Sam Shay is married to Pete Collins
But I thought they broke up? Besides she's in love with Spencer. She'll just get cheated on again. I can't believe she'll fall for a guy who doesn't even give a damn fuck about her. I can't believe she can't even see that I'm here. I did not just say that. I heard a something crack and I looked at my left knuckle to find it slightly bruised. I winced in pain as I straightened it out. I unconsciously punched the headboard of my bed. Why am I being like this? I couldn't be jealous, right? I mean, we're friends. Just friends. The thought of it makes me feel something hit my gut.
Sam Shay Changed her profile picture.
That's when I knew I had enough. I closed my laptop screen with a harsh grip and fell unto my bed not even bothering to turn off the lights. Is it possible that I might have a little crush on her?
Sam Puckett : What up Fredio! :-)
Freddie Benson : Look who just realized that Spencer will never like her ;-P
Sam Puckett : wtf nub? what r ya talking bout? :-/
Freddie Benson : Oh I don't know, I'm not the one who made Spencer my profile picture.
Sam Puckett : are you jealous? lol.
Freddie Benson : No. And I'm not the one who's been a fool to go out with my ex again just to be cheated on.
Freddie Benson : Again.
Sam Puckett : Dude srsly. I don't get you.
Freddie Benson : And I'm not the one who's so damn numb not to acknowledge someone better than him.
Sam Puckett : Err right..? And I'm not the one who's so fkn jealous about it.
Freddie Benson : I. AM. NOT. JEALOUS.
Sam Puckett : I didn't say it was you!
Freddie Benson : But you were implying that I was!
Sam Puckett : Oh boo hoo. I'm not the one with the wrong information.
Freddie Benson : I'm not the one who likes you anyway.
Sam Puckett : I'm not the one who likes you back :-P
Freddie Benson : It doesn't even matter anymore. You like "Pete Collins"
Sam Puckett : Dude, didn't you scroll down my wall?
Sam Shay 1st person to comment on this, you will be my profile picture for twenty four hours
2nd person , your last name will be my last name for two days
3rd person can dare me to do one thing
4th person I will say I'm married to you for a week
5th person will repost this
6th person I will answer any question for you honestly(in private)
7th person I will write on your wall saying "I love you." :)
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- Spencer Shay Yipee~! I has a clone of me :)
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-Carly Shay 2nd. Spencer! use proper grammar.
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-Rip off Rodney lol. I dare you to be nice to Freddie
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-Sam Shay been there. done that.
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-Pete Collins I still love you
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-Sam Shay am gnna do wut my stat says but I dnt giv a damn abt u.
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-Carly Shay urgh. for God's sake do not type words like that.
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-Sam Shay says the lady who uses fucking as "effin"
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-Griffin Roy -will repost this-
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-Gibby Gibson finally ^_^ do you like Freddie?
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-Sam Shay in private Gibby. PRIVATE.
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-Jake Krandle I like the last dare. ;)
Sam Puckett and Freddie Benson are in a relationship and it's complicated. Comment . Like
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Author's Note : please read and review :) tee hee hee. So honestly, it's a new facebook craze with me and my friends right now so I thought, what the heck? I'll make use of it in a fanfic :)