101 ways to piss-off
Relena Peacecrap!
1: Dye her entire wardrobe black.
2: Blow up her limo.
3: (if she recreate it) wreck the shit outta it.
4: Fire Pagan.
5: Send a letter to her that says "Meet me in the park at 7, love
your one and only" send Wufei or Duo.
6: Cut off her hair while she's sleeping.
7: start a war and blame it on her.
8: Send her a wedding invitation stating: "You have been
Invited to the wedding of Heero Yuy and Duo Maxwell."
9: Blow up her peace school.
10: Kill Pagan.
11: Set her up on a blind date with Sally.
12: Wire a battery to every doorknob in her house so that whenever a doorknob is touched she gets electrocuted.
13: Stomp on her house with a gundam.
14: Borrow a lion from Trowa and let it loose in her home.
15: Send Duo to her house with super glue and duct-tape (superglue is the new duct-tape.)
16: Pluck her eyebrows so that they look like Dorothy's.
17: Blare music when she's making a speech.
18: Drug her tea.
19: Egg her car.
20: TP her house.
21: Look her straight in the eye and say peace sucks.
22: Give a purple Mohawk and a nose piercing.
23: Give Pagan 20$ to hit on her.
24: Next time she says "Heero come kill me" hand hero and gun and 10$.
25: Replace her paper with her speech with a paper of very odd ramblings (on odd paper: yes we should turn on hungry like the wolf again and we should accept Christ as a savoir and ect.)
26: When she's in the middle of making a speech stand up on chair or table or the highest thing and yell YOU SUCK at the top of your lungs.
27: Tell her your going out with Heero.
28: Tell her Duo's going out with Heero.
29: Send her a love letter signed Wu-bear.
30: Get Pagan drunk/high.
31: Tell her Zechs wants to have a family reunion.
32: Paint her limo black.
33: Send her a wedding invitation saying Heero Yuy and Zech Marcues."
34: Change all her wardrobe to be all black and gothic
35: Say you killed Heero.
36: tell her pagan is engaged to Heero.
37: Tell her Heero's gay and he's really a girl.
38: Give Heero a dollar to kiss Duo passionately in front of her.
39: Start a new war.
40: Have Fei-Fei Injustice kick her.
41: Rebuild OZ and make Heero be the leader while saying your dating hero and your Trieze's and Zechs daughter.
42: Make everyone in the Sphere become Satanists.
43: Use Pyro abilities to blow up her estate.
44: Take her limo for a joy ride "accidentally" crash it.
45: Rewire the system for the mansion so you need a password to get in to any room.
46: Superglue weapons to the mansion's hallways and have them on motion sensor have them go off whenever she walks by.
47: Record a fake recoding of Relena worshiping the devil and saying she's gunna blow up the sphere. After this, give to media.
48: Take her job as Queen of the Sphere.
49: Rearrange her whole mansion
50: Steal all her makeup and suits. Glue in random places she can't get to easily. Reset her alarm for 5 minutes before her meeting.
51: Photoshop pictures of Relena Doing Drugs. Send this also to the media.
52: Hide Knives in her bed
53: Stab knives in the bottom of her bed so they barely stick up though the top.
54: Make and Android of Heero. Kill it in front of her. Put the head under her pillow.
55: Tell her Pagan is in love with her.
56: tell her, her parents are really hobos.
57: send her a letter that she must marry pagan or Wufei.
58:cut off all her hair
59: Record Relena talking about her love for Heero give to media once again.
60: Tape her dancing across the room. Make copies and sell them.
61: whenever she is doing something important blast the banana song.
62: Get her a banana phone.
63: Get her a tape of her singing Brittney spears. SELL IT!
64: Every time she says something to you bow down and dramatically say "Yes master."
65: Remake Heero's death glare so its better and the face is screwed up.
66: tell her Heero self destructed and died.
67: Tell her Heero kill himself because he saw her grade school picture.
68: Wrap her in duct-tape and plastic wrap and superglue her to the ceiling.
69: Get the gundam pilots to help you give her a swirlie.
70: Constantly ask her if she has PMS.
71: Tell her Zechs and Heero want a child and they want her to donate an egg for the mission.
72: tell her Zechs is a child molester.
73: Tell her Heero Blew up the Sanq Kingdom even though you did it.
74: Tell her Noin has a huge crush on her
75: Tell her Zechs made an arranged marriage for her with Heero's "special" brother. Younger then her, a draft, and mentally stupid.
76: Tell her Heero goes to special Ed.
77: give her foreign slim fast bars, which are really, get fast bars.
78: constantly tell her, her outfit makes her look fat.
79: tell her what looks bad on her looks good while the good looks bad.
80: if she asks you what she wears respond, " You look like shit regardless of what you wear."
81: randomly shoot at her
82: switch her shampoo with glue or maple syrup
83: in a world meeting take the screws out of a chair and then when she sits down it'll break then stand up and laugh while calling her a fat ass cuz she broke the chair.
84: tell every sphere leader that she called each one an idiot
85: duct-tape her to pagan.
86: booby-trap every room of her house.
87: put itching powder in her clothes.
88: Switch her tea with dirty water. For more disgustment put in worms.
89: tell Dorothy that she's madly in love with her.
90: cut up all her clothes
91: steal all of her left socks.
92: destroy all of her makeup
93: give her a plotted plant and say its from Heero (poison Ivy)
94: put a spider in her hairbrush
95: hide all of her undergarments and say Heero stole em.
96: accuse her of doing drugs infront of the sphere.
97: Tell her, her father didn't really die he just ran away.
98: while she's on vayca Photoshop a pic of her and Doro and make everyone believe their together.
99: Get Heero and Duo really drunk and get them to kiss and take a pic, give it to her.
100: In the middle of a meeting pass her a note saying" whisper to me what your thinking." After she does look shocked and jump up and say no I will not make out with you and slap her and storm off.
101:dig an 8 foot hole and push her in it leave her there for three days, then go back and be like opps I forgot you were in there by the way you missed a meeting and then say you need to file a report Heero just did walk off LEAVE HER IN THE HOLE.
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