Disclaimer: We all know who owns Harry Potter, let's not be idiots xD.

A/N: This was the script I made for an activity in our school and I just realize 'Hey, I can post this in ' so why not right?

R- for Ron

Ha- for Harry

He- for Hermione

R: Harry…

Ha: Yes, Ron?

R: How did Hermione managed to make that thing talk back to her?

Ha: What are you talking about Ron? What thing?

R: That! That…small rectangular thingy she's holding!

Ha: … That's a cellphone Ron.

R: A ce-whatwhat?

He: A cellphone, Ron. It helps me communicate with other people.

R: Isn't that's what are the owls for?

He: I mean to the muggles Ron, it's faster this way for us than sent letters.

R: I don't get it.

He: Well I don't have the time to explain it to you. We've got to get going.

Ha: Yes, our train will be leaving in an hour. Neville and Luna should be arriving around that time too.

R: But Harry! You haven't told me yet what that magical box is with the little people trapped inside!

Ha: Ron I already told you that it's the television.

R: Oh! But I thought that the television is the one with the moving pictures?

Ha: That's the same thing Ron.

He: Guys! Come on, I don't want to be late!

*At the station*

Ha: For the last time Ron, that's a tablet. A thing…bigger that the cellphone…but functions like one more or less…

R: That doesn't really make any sense. But what is that metal box people pass through?

Ha: That's a metal detector…used for detecting metals?

He: And for detection of weapons and firearms.

.R: What's a firearm? An arm that's on fire? COOL!

Ha: Not that's not what-

R: Harry what's that big letter T?

Ha: That's an electric post, Ron- it's- "

R: Whoah! What's that broom with wheels that boy is riding?

Ha: That's a skateboard but-

R: What's that-

He: Ron. Shut. Up.

R: But Hermione!

He: I'm writing something and I can't concentrate because of you.

R: Oh sorry… *gasps and pulls out wand*

Ha: RON! What are you doing? Put your wand back.

R: B-but…

Ha: RON!

R: NO! She's killing it! Expelliarmus!

He: *gasps* RON!

R: You're killing it! How could you Hermione!

He: What? I'm not killing anything!

Ha: Ron calm down, what are you talking about?

R: She's killing it Harry! I don't know what that is but it's spilling black blood as Hermione squeezes it to death!

He: *facepalms* Ron…

R: What? I saved that thing to sleepfrom you!

Ha: Ron…that's a ballpen.

R: Oh…what's a ball pen.

He and Ha: UGH!