D.G.M. (Dem-god messaging)

Summery: What do you get when you mix a chat room, demi-gods, and gods?

Answer: Chaos. Little Mermaid underpants, Finding Nemo Pajamas, Spy Thalia and Athena with a frying pan. Chaos.

AN: I have no idea where this idea came from but it just exploded. Some chapters have gods and some don't. Some have demi-gods and some don't. So far it doesn't have any of the Lost Hero characters, but I'm still writing. I know it's been done before, but I'm gonna give it a shot. Most of the chapters are really short. But as of today, (May 3) I have about 8 written.
Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson. or the CIA or the FBI.

SB (Seaweed Brain) Percy

WG: (Wise Girl) Annabeth

PF (Pine cone Face): Thalia

D: Nico

SB is online.

WG is online.

PF is online.

D is online.

SB: Heeeyyyyy!

PF: Shut up, Perce.

D: Amen!

SB: Hey! Annabeth!

D: Geez! Can't stand up for yourself? Always run to Annie?

WG: Don't call me Annie.

D: Eeep!

D is offline.

PF: Where he should be.

WG: Hey Thal, where are you?

PF: In a place.

WG: What place?

PF: That one. With a tree.

WG: ?

PF:* said really fast * I am not at liberty to say at this time. Your call is very important to us. Please leave a message. We will get back to you.

PF is offline.

WG: ?

SB: Sounds like FBI to me.

WG: More like CIA. I have to go.

SB: Love you.

WG: Love you, too.

D is online.

D: GET A ROOM!

D is offline.

SB: Well then.

SB is offline.

WG is offline.

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