Calvin and Hobbes The Movie: Life on the street
Disclaimer:Alright,if I owned calvin and hobbes would i be writing fanfiction!?How about using your brains for once in your life!God!Oh and i don't own the song either.
Author's note:(due to some advice by callietitan,I have removed Calvin and Hobbes The Movie: Negative Neo Colsan. But don't worry about it. Nega Neo Will appear in another fic) :)
(Written as a movie)
Calvin was walking home from school and arrived at his door step. He stopped and yelled, "I'm Home!" BAM!
Calvin then opened the door to reveal Hobbes rubbing his head. "You'll notice i didn't open the door." Mocked Calvin. "Shut up." Spat Hobbes. "So,How was your day at school?" "Eh,same old,same old."
The scene was being watched by two squid like aliens.The smaller one paused the monitor.
"That's the earth potentate sir.The Spiky haired one." He said.
"And I assume that the earthling Male and Female are his biological parents?"Asked the big one with the crown on his head.
"That's correct sir.And the striped one seems to be around him most of the time too,sir."
"Is he fond of those around him?"
"Well,He seems to have a friendship with the striped one,but pretty much hates every one else within a 50 Mile radius of his house sir."
"I see..."
"Do we attack now,sir?"
"No, we wait until he's far away from the people with no names."
"Yes,sir."
The big alien with the crown slithered to the giant monitor that showed Calvin and his current actions and surroundings.
"Earth Leader,You are-"
Brrriiiiiing!Brrrrrrrrriiiiiiiing!
King alien guy picked up the phone.
"Hello, Who may I ask is speaking?"
"Gah!What do you want this time Larry!?"
"No,you can not have nachos!
"Or cookies!"
"Or cake!"
"Or Ice cream!"
"Or cheese!"
"Or-uh wait a minute are you calling from the bathroom!?"
"Uhh...I knew it."
The king hung up.
"Now then where was I?Oh yeah! Now as I was saying...Earth Leader,you are MINE!Hahahahahahaha!"
The Title appears on the screen at the start of the opening song:
Always see it on t.v.
Or read it in the magazines
Celebrities who want sympathy
All they do is piss and moan
Inside the rolling stone
Talkin' about how hard life can be
I'd like to see them spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walkin' in someone else's shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
They would fall... (fall)
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
Well they've got mansions
Think we should rob them
Well did you know when you were famous you could kill your wife
And there's no such thing as 25 to life
As long as you've got the cash, to pay for Cochran
And did you know if you were caught and you were smokin' crack
McDonalds wouldn't even wanna take you back
You could always just run for mayor of D.C.
I'd like to see them spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walking in someone else's shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
they would fall
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
Well they've got mansions
Think we should rob them
(Fall)
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
They've got so many problems
Think I could solve them
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
We'll take your clothes, cash, cars and homes just stop complainin'
Lifestyles of the rich and famous...
Lifestyles of the rich and famous...
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(Leave it to calvin to tell one lie and immediatly have some mystryous aliens out to get him!)
You had better review or i'll sick calvin on ya!In the blink of an eye you shall be transmogrifed into a worm!EVIL LAUGHTER!Oh and by the way Each flame shall be transmogrified into 20 cans of soda all for me!(I have calvin to thank!) Calvin:You bet you do! Me:Shut up!