Did this 'cause I was bored. IndAshu drabbles!

Summary: In which Taizō needs to learn that flirting with Ashura is not a wise thing to do...

Warning! Bad flirting/pick-up lines ahead! And maybe a little too long.

Disclaimer:I don't own Naruto nor any of its affiliated characters!

" Is there a magnet in your pants?" Taizō asked.

Ashura stopped polishing the sword that he was suppose to make all nice and shiny and looked at him. "Why?"

"Cause I'm attracted to your buns of steel!" Taizo finished, giving his best shit-eating grin.

"Never...ever say that again, Taizō," Ashura said, surpressing a shudder.

"I thought it wasn't that bad."

"It was terrible, Taizō!"

"Sorry, Ashura," he said, rubbing his head sheepishly.

"It's fine," the other man sighed before resuming his sword polishing.

Two weeks later, Taizō came up to Ashura when the other had finished training and said, quite lamely, "Are you tired? Because you've been running around my mind all day."

Ashura was speechless, his mouth opening and closing rhythmically, but no sound came out. Finally he said, "What?"

"I said, 'Are you tired? Because-'" Taizō began, but Ashura cut him off by snapping, "I heard you the first time!"

"So why...?"

"Why would you even say that?"

Taizō shrugged and said, "I just wanted to know if it would work."

"Would what work?"

"Oh...stuff," the burly man said vaguely.

Ashura just gave a flat stare as he left.

Ashura turned his head when he heard footsteps and groaned when he saw that it was Taizō. Whatever the other man wanted to say couldn't be good because lately all Taizō has been doing was saying one stupid nonsensical line after another for the past several weeks.

"What is it this time?" he said, trying to keep the irritation out of his voice. Please don't let it be another of those good awful sentences, he silently plead.

"That shirt's very becoming on you..." Taizō said with a straight face.

Ashura looked down at his kimono, confused. "This is what I always-"

"...Of course if I were on you, I'd be coming too," the other finished.

Ashura was quite confused by what Taizō said and horrified. Taizō saw his friend's expression and quickly tried to apologize.

"Ashura, I'm-"

Ashura quickly left.

"And you're sure this one will work?" Taizō said skeptically.

"Definitely!" Kazue said, nodding, with a cheerful grin. Although on the inside she was suppressing a smirk.

"Okay. I'm trusting that you're right, Kazue."

"When am I ever wrong?"

"Often."Then Taizō left and Kazue's grin turned into a mischivous smirk.

"Oh, Indra-san~, I need to talk to you," she said in a sing-song voice.

Taizō took a deep breath as he went to over to where Ashura was. Ashura looked up a bit wary, but he had every right to be wary since Taizō has said nothing but shit to him lately.

"Taizō?" he said cautiously. Taizō cleared his throat and said, "You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls."

And now...now Ashura was staring at him in embarrassed horror and Taizō was looking at him expectantly, hoping to get some kind of answer, but his shoulders slumped when he saw the horror on the other's face.

However, both of them paled, Taizō quite considerably, when they heard a menacing voice, with barely concealed rage, say softly, "So this is what you've been getting up to lately, Taizō." Taizō looked behind him and saw Indra standing not too far away, looking quite pissed.

"I-Indra," he stuttered. "H-how long w-w-were you s-standing there?"

Indra gave him a murderous look. "I wasn't sure whether to believe Kazue or not, but it seems she was telling me the truth." Looking over to where Kazue had been hidden this whole time, he said, "I apologize for my doubt."

"It's okay," the plantinum-haired girl said with a wave of her hand. "I kind of expected it."

"K-kazue, I thought...I thought y-you were on my side!" Taizō cried, bemused by what was going on. She rolled her eyes. "You never should have come to me for...flirting advice."

"Flirting?! You were flirting with me?" Ashura said to Taizō, looking more horrified. To Kazue, he said, "You...you didn't tell him?"

"Tell me what?" Taizō was confused.

"Oh! I forgot!" Kazue slapped a hand to her forehead. "My bad. Sorry. Yeah, I forgot to mention this, buuuuuuuut...Ashura is kind of in a relationship with his brother...a relationship in which he spreads his legs for his nii-san."

"Kazue, that's...that's improper," Ashura said blushing furiously. Indra still looked murderous.

Now is was Taizō's turn to look horrrfied. "They're...they're...having sex with each other?!"

"Mmm...and kissing too," Kazue said twirling a strand of her hair.

"That's...that's disgusting!" he spluttered.

"To you and others, perhaps," Indra said coolly. "But to Ashura and I, it feels perfectly natural."

"Why did you encourage me to flirt with Ashura?" Taizō cried. Kazue gave him an unimpressed stare.

"I wanted to see Indra kill you because a lot of people know that Ashura is off limits, even if they don't know why."

"I thought we were friends," he whispered.

"We are, but I needed the entertainment and seeing him murder you fits in that category."

Taizō turned and ran once he saw Indra reach for his sword.

And after this incident nobody saw Taizō for a year and three months.

A/N: A drabble collection of IndAshu stories (although I don't think they could technically count as stories considering how short they are). Anyways, I apologize if it didn't make much sense. This is the first time I'm doing this, so go easy on me. Well that's it for now. Please review to tell me what you thought and where and how I can improve.

Kazue is my OC.