okay so before i start the prolouge for my new fanfic i thought i'd just mention a few things that may possible make you stop reading before you started cauz its not what you expected. 1) this is not a real chatroom, 2) the chatroom in the story is not called the jane austen chatroom, 3) the people don't talk about jane austen or really anything about her in the chatroom, 4) the whole story does not take place in the chatroom. that basically covers it all. if your still interested in reading it then read on and enjoy. did i mention that this combines like three different jane austen books! well enjoy!


Christine(Chrissy): everybodyhateschrissy Jenna: thatssojenna Maria: maria101 Becca: benditlikebecca Marianne: wellmariannethinks George: whenpigsfly
everybodyhateschrissy: so whose ready for their first day of softmore year!

wellmariannethinks: ahem

everybodyhateschrissy: oh...rite...n freshmen year

wellmariannethinks: that's better

maria101: can hardly wait

thatssojenna: same here!

benditlikebecca: i could wait longer...much longer

thatssojenna: how could you wait any longer?! tommorrow can hardly come fast enough.

everybodyhateschrissy: lemme guess...you bought a totally new outfit for the first day of school n you can't wait to wear it.

maria101: i wouldn't be surprised

benditlikebecca: your one to talk

everybodyhateschrissy: another case of the pot calling the kettle black...its been spreading like wildfire this season.

benditlikebecca: lol...

maria101: haha...your so hilarious

everybodyhateschrissy: i try

wellmariannethinks: srry to break up your little love fest or whatever but i'm curious to hear jenna's answer

everybodyhateschrissy: did you jenna?

thatssojenna: i do

benditlikebecca: that explains her excitement

thatssojenna: how do you know? i could be genuinely excited.

everybodyhateschrissy: its the outfit

maria101: definitely

wellmariannethinks: so what if it is

benditlikebecca: be careful marianne or they'll turn on you next

everybodyhateschrissy: and you'll be right there with us

benditlikebecca: yep

wellmariannethinks: thanks for the support sis

benditlikebecca: no problem...it's what i'm here for

wellmariannethinks: don't i know it

whenpigsfly has joined the chatroom

whenpigsfly: so what's going oon

everybodyhateschrissy: read and find out

maria101: lazy bum

everybodyhateschrissy: who? me?

maria101: no...i was talking to george

everybodyhateschrissy: o...got'cha

whenpigsfly: i'm reading i'm reading

maria101: good

benditlikebecca: so how long do you think it'll take him to read it?

whenpigsfly: not long

benditlikebecca: holy crap that was fast

thatssojenna: there's not that much to read

whenpigsfly: yeah seriously

maria101: but he does read freakin fast

everybodyhateschrissy: 20 pps

wellmariannethinks: pps?

everybodyhateschrissy: pages per second

benditlikebecca: lol

wellmariannethinks: your kidding right? he doesn't really read 20 pps does he?

maria101: he does...he has a superbrain!

everybodyhateschrissy: it's worms...it's spaghetti...no, it's superbrain!

benditlikebecca: lol...

whenpigsfly: you guys are so weird. i don't know why i even talk to you.

maria101: because out weirdness is extremely attractive

everybodyhateschrissy: plus you're in love with maria and maria is madly in love with you

maria101: hey!

everybodyhateschrissy: oh look...she's blushing

maria101: i am not

benditlikebecca: oh...she's red

maria101: shut up

everybodyhateschrissy: she's bright red

maria101: you can't even see me!

benditlikebecca: minor detail

thatssojenna: they know you too well maria

wellmariannethinks: just give it up

maria101: thanks so much for your support in this

thatssojenna: i'm just here for advice

wellmariannethinks: yeah, support was never in the job description

whenpigsfly: you guys are all really harsh

everybodyhateschrissy: i prefer to think of it was brutally honest constructive criticism.

benditlikebecca: that has a nice ring to it

everybodyhateschrissy: i know doesn't it

benditlikebecca: brutally honest constructive criticism, brutally honest constrcutive criticism

thatssojenna: we get the picture you can stop saying it now

benditlikebecca: brutally honest constructive criticism

maria101: don't even bother jenna

thatssojenna: i know...i don't know why i even try

everybodyhateschrissy: guess what guys!

whenpigsfly: do i really want to know?

maria101: it doesn't matter...she'll tell you anyway

everybodyhateschrissy: i lost the game

benditlikebecca: i lost the game

thatssojenna: i lost the game

wellmariannethinks: i lost the game

maria101: i lost the game

whenpigsfly: what game?

maria101: never mind

whenpigsfly: but...

maria101: just forget it

everybodyhateschrissy: yeah...trust me when i say that your cultured and intellgent mind could not comprehend the simplicity of the game

wellmariannethinks: come again

thatssojenna: yeah could you dumb it down a little for the poor blondes in this conversation

whenpigsfly: no need because i don't trust what she said because trusting her would be the last thing that i would ever do

thatssojenna: you couldn't have made that speech like 5 years ago and stop me from making that mistake

everybodyhateschrissy: that's harsh

whenpigsfly: no, more like brutally honest constrcutive criticism

everybodyhateschrissy: that's not criticism that's just cruelty

whenpigsfly: but its what you've been doing this whole conversation

benditlikebecca: george! have you learned nothing in the course of this conversation?

whenpigsfly: apparently not

benditlikebecca: never bother to argue because we never accede to it

whenpigsfly: whatever...i'm gonna sign out and leave you weirdos to converse in private

maria101: have fun with that

whenpigsfly: i will

everybodyhateschrissy: no you won't

whenpigsfly: and why is that?

everybodyhateschrissy: because you love us that much

benditlikebecca: corecction...he loves maria that much

whenpigsfly: i'm gonna leave now.

whenpigs has left the chatroom

everybodyhateschrissy: awh...he left, i thought he was kidding

maria101: i'm not surpurised that he left

benditlikebecca: i am

thatssojenna: you were harassing him

everybodyhateschrissy: was not...we were just goofing around

maria101: well could you goof around on a different topic

everybodyhateschrissy: what topic

maria101: you know what topic

benditlikebecca: she means the her loving george topic

maria101: i don't love him

benditlikebecca: sure

maria101: you guys really need to stop

everybodyhateschrissy: well you really need to stop being an easy target

maria101: i'm sick of this..i'm gonna take george's idea and leave

benditlikebecca: so that you and george can join a private chatroom?

maria101: shut up...and no

maria101 has left the chatroom

wellmariannethinks: i should go...hopefully i see you guys tommorrow

wellmariannethinks has left the chatroom

everybodyhateschrissy: once again george ruins all our fun

thatssojenna: and how has he done that

everybodyhateschrissy: he leaves they all leave

benditlikebecca: including myself...see you tommorrow

benditlikebecca has left the chatroom

everybodyhateschrissy: see!

thatssojenna: yeah, yeah...so i'll meet you at your locker tommorrow

everybodyhateschrissy: sure

thatssojenna: bye!

everybodyhateschrissy: bye...

thatssojenna has left the chatroom

everybodyhateschrissy has left the chatroom


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