Hey, My name is A-bomber, I usually only write Naruto fan fiction, but I thought, what the fuck, I'll right an Avatar fic, just because I like the show, well, actually I've only seen a few episode's, because I just got into it, but as soon as I saw Sokka and Toph, I knew that was a great pairing.

So, I decided to write a fic about that pairing, based on the episode, 'The painted lady'. Ready kiddies, good 'cause here we go!

A/N: I do not own Avatar, and if I did, Toph and Sokka would be together.

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He looked around camp.

'Good.' He thought to himself. 'we're finally alone.' He thought as he continued to look around, but then got up, and walked to Toph's earth tent. As he snuck towards it, he heard Toph say something that nearly made him trip.

"Don't worry meat head," She said out of no where. "There's no one around." She said as she got out of her earth tent, and Sokka had a deadpanned expression on his face.

"If their not here, then," Before he could finish, Toph stood on her tiptoes, and gave him a long, passionate, kiss.

"Who care's?" She asked. "Their safe, now let's begin." She said as she once more kissed him on the lips. It only took him a second to register what she was doing, until he started to kiss her back, roughly, but at the same time, gently.

He then, though scared at what the consequences might be, opened his mouth slightly, and licked her lips. As he did this, she opened her mouth, so he could get access, and they played with each others tongues. But something was wrong, she tasted, different. He didn't know how, though he liked the taste, it just wasn't Toph.

"Toph, you taste like," Before he could finish, she inturupted

"I know what your going to say, 'Toph, you taste like rock' Yeah, I heard that line from you a thousand times, but I keep telling you, that's stupid meathead." She said, sounding angry from that line, hearing it one to many times.

"Actually, what I was going to say before you so rudely interrupted me was, " Sokka began. "You taste like, well, like some kind of berries." He said as he tried to look at her tongue. "Can I see your tongue for a second?" He asked politely. As she opened her tongue for Sokka to see, he found it looked just like Appa's.

"What is it?" She asked, annoyed that they had to stop making out because of this.

"Your tongue looks like Appa's." He answered. She looked confused, which made her even cuter to Sokka.

"But I'm not sick." She stated, which is true, she wasn't sick. Sokka started thinking why Toph's and Appa's tongue's were purple. Than he had a theory.

"Toph," He began. "What did you eat recently?" He asked as he looked at her beautiful face.

"Umm, some pizza, some garlic, some fish," She answered, counting off with her fingers.

"No, I mean from today." Sokka said irritated.

"Umm, some pizza, some garlic, some fish." She answered as she, once again, counted off with her fingers.

"Anything else?" He questioned, annoyed that she was messing with him.

"Well, I had some of those berries that Katara feed Appa." She answered, reaffirming Sokka's theory.

"Katara." He suddenly said to himself, making Toph raise an eyebrow, which he thought was even cuter, but decided to think about that later. "She's the one that made us think that Appa was sick. Err, when I see her I'll kill her!" He almost yelled from anger. Toph suddenly narrowed her eye's.

"Speak of the devil, she's coming this way with Twinkle toes." She said as she 'looked' in the direction they were coming from. She hated it when Sokka yelled like a little girl.

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Sorry this was short, but hey, it's just a drabble, I guess. So, if any of you think you can do better, please do try. I'd like to see someone do this idea, since I haven't read any story's that did this yet. So please, if any of you think you can do better, again, I'd like to see it.