Ianto's eyes widened as he walked into the small kitchenette.
"Come on", Jack groaned, "Almost there".
"Sir?" Ianto called cautiously, "Do you need any help?"
"I'm fine", Jack smiled lightly then went back to the problem at hand, literally.
Ianto looked from Jack's concentrated face down to Jack's hand that was firmly stuck in the toaster.
Ianto stood silently, deciding to stay in case Jack changed his mind.
He laughed quietly at Jack's attempts but stopped when he picked up a knife.
"Jack?", Ianto walked forward hurriedly.
Jack looked up, knife poised, "Don't worry! I'm not lopping my hand off".
"It's not that, sir", Ianto bit his lip, "That's a metal object".
"Yes", Jack nodded.
"And your hand's stuck inside a toaster".
Jack held up his arm and the toaster came with it, "You don't miss a thing. What's your point?"
"Well, sir, metal objects and electrical appliances don't really get along".
"Oh, yeah", Jack dropped the knife.
"Are you sure you don't want some help?".
Jack flashed Ianto a grin, "Don't worry, I'm fine".
"So, your just going to leave it on there?", Ianto asked, eyes wide.
"There are lots of things you can do with a toaster", Jack stated suggestively.
"No" Ianto shook his head, "No there's not".
Jack frowned, "Name one thing I can't do".
"Shower for instance", Ianto pointed out.
"I'll but a plastic bag over it", Jack retorted.
"Eat?".
"One handed", Jack waved his free hand.
"Sleep?".
"Quite comfortably".
Ianto's eyes got a twinkle, "Well, you can't use a stopwatch anymore".
"Course I can!".
Ianto smirked, "Not with me you can't".
It took Ianto a minute and a half to get Jack's hand out of the toaster.