Author's note: This is basically a one-shot. Kingdom Hearts is the property of Disney/Square Enix. This is written for humorous reasons, and I apologize if I offend anyone in this. Please R&R.
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You might have been playing Kingdom Hearts too long if…
1. You try opening every chest you come to by tapping the top of it with a set of keys, hoping it will magically spring open.
2. Every time you see a black cloak, you immediately think "Organization XIII."
3. You insist on having a duck with a staff and a dog with a shield to go with you wherever you go.
4. You keep walking into the office stating that, "This time, I have the Ultima Weapon, which should help me defeat the boss."
5. You watch cut-scenes just to see if you can recite the entire game, word for word.
6. You keep asking your best friend if he is going to open up to the darkness.
7. Every Valentine's Day, you fear that all those hearts might soon belong to the heartless…or worse, Organization XIII.
8. A storm is coming, and you instinctively run out to make sure there is no orb of darkness.
9. You keep calling the group of school bullies Organization XIII
10. Your keep trying to find paupu fruit just to make sure you and your girlfriend/boyfriend stay together forever.
11. The only way to get you off the couch is to yell, "Sephiroth is attacking a poor (insert animal here)."
12. You are disappointed each Christmas because you didn't get the keyblade.
13. You insist God knows Thundaga, and Blizzaga, and Firaga.
14. You keep looking at the stars, waiting for one of the stars to go out (and therefore, confirming your belief that the worlds are being consumed by darkness).
15. You are actually getting all this (Hmmmm).
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That's all I have time for…at least for now. If you have any ideas or reasons why someone may have played too long, feel free to send them to me, and I'll try my best to put them into the next installment. Also, please excuse me if paupu is misspelled. Thanks for watching…I mean reading.