Okay, so I wasn't getting a lot of answers to my question on the Halloween fic and I got way too lazy to continue that one so here's a new idea. An- Holy crap! There are two dead fish on my window seal. They must've been dead for two months now. No, I am not livening in a pigsty, we just got new carpets and my mom found a dead frog earlier. That was our last frog… oh well. Time to get some more! By the way, in my world, many of the dead people aren't dead. For instance, Asuma. He's not dead, Hidan the Hit man is just constantly after him and causes him extreme pain. I now present A Naruto Fairytail (Pun intended)

Naruto walked down the streets of Konoha, unable to believe the event that just passed. He had seen the most wonderful thing in the world and now it was over. At least Sakura would understand. But that wasn't the first person the 16-year-old boy ran into. Actually, the first friend of his that he met on the streets was Sasuke. Sasuke had returned from the evil and random clutches of Orochimaru. He was almost fully accepted back into society. Sasuke himself just couldn't get used to all the changes. Sakura was stronger, Tsunade's face was on the mountain, and now there is some male bitch trying to take his spotlight. A.K.A., Sai.

"Hey Sasuke," Naruto said. "I was reading this book an-"

"Wait. You were reading a book?"

"Yeah that's what I said. So anyway-"

"Oh God! We're all going to die!" Sasuke ran back to his house hoping that the sky wouldn't start falling. Naruto simply shrugged and continued to walk. He found Sakura walking out of the library. Her hands were filled with medical books. Typical Sakura. Oh, well. She would understand how Naruto was feeling.

"Hey Sakura!" Naruto said-caugh-yelled-caugh.

"What? Oh hi Naruto," Sakura commented, putting down her books.

"Hey, have you ever read a book and really liked it and wished your life was just like it?" the spaz asked.

"Yeah, why?"

"Because I just finished this book an-"

"You finished a book?" she asked, not believing what she had just heard. What was it, half a page? She thought.

"Yeah I have it right here!" Naruto brought a book fro behind him. It was huge. It must've been like 900 pages! Sakura only stared.

"You… read… that…?" she finally asked after a long silence.

"Yep! Hinata gave it to me and said I would like it so I-" Naruto was cut off once more.

"THE END IS NEAR!" Sakura began screaming as she ran around Konoha. "THE END IS NEAR!"

"What's her prob?" Kiba had just walked up behind Naruto, who was still staring at the pink haired spectacle.

"Well I told her and Sasuke that I read this book," Naruto explained holding up the novel.

"Oh, please. Do you really expect me to believe that you read that?" Kiba retorted. There was innocence in Naruto's eyes. "Oh my God you're serious." Naruto only smiled, thinking that at least one of his friends would believe in him. "Oh !" (Enter any curse word of your choosing) Kiba ran for the hills. While running he apologized to everyone for everything he ever did wrong and wondered why the world deserved this cruel fate. Naruto watched and sighed in defeat. Why was everyone acting so weird? I was just a book. Didn't the villagers admit that he had matured?

Naruto walked around the village to see if anyone would believe him. In doing so, half of the village began packing and the other half claimed that there was no point and this was their cursed fate.

Naruto walked into Ichiraku Ramen and sat down. He ordered the usual and failed to notice who sat beside him.

"Why so glum? That's my thing," the obvious owner of this troublesome lazy voice was Shikamaru.

"Well, Hinata gave me-"

"Girl troubles?"

"No she gave me a book an-"

"You forgot her birthday?"

"No. No one believes me when I tell them that I read this." Naruto let the book slam on the counter, making all the ramen bounce into the air for a moment.

"Well, I don't see why. It's just a troublesome book."

"So you believe me Shikamaru?" Naruto asked, hope restored.

"I sure do." That's it. I finally lost it. I knew having an IQ of 200 plus was going to get me some day. Now I'm hallucinating. "Naruto, I almost forgot. I need to go check on the deer. See you."

"See Ya!" Naruto exclaimed, exited that some one believed him. With joy restored, Naruto hopped off the chair and raced towards the Hyuuga House.

"Aren't you going to pay for this?" The Ichiraku guy yelled after him.

Naruto had made to the Hyuuga House. With out asking, he ran inside and seared every room. In the last room, he encountered Neji. The prodigy stared at the blonde boy with disbelief.

"Aren't you worried about being caught?" Neji asked.

"Sorry, I just have to tell Hinata about the book!" Naruto said. There wasn't a hint of exasperation in his voice.

"Of course," Neji said as if he knew that before. It's amazing what one would do for love. How much more energy it gives a person, not that Naruto needs any more. Why, just the other day I showed Tenten… Wait what? Did he say book? Did I just think about Tenten? Who am I talking to? And why do I feel like I have no privacy and even my mind is being advertised to everyone?

"Because it is." Neji screamed and jumped into Naruto's arms. He saw Shino standing there with a new device in his hands. "You have strange thoughts, Hyuuga," the bug container stated simply.

"And you have strange devices that invade peoples privacy." Neji retorted.

"And you have nice smelling hair!" Naruto commented politely. Neji realized that he was still in Naruto's arms. But it was too late. Hanabi was already in the doorway.

"I don't even want to know." She gave a longing look to Shino before leaving.

"Shino, I think she likes you," Naruto said.

"Could you put me down now," Neji said through clenched teeth.

"Oh, sorry. So where is Hinata."

"Out." That was the only answer Naruto got. Knowing there was no other reason to be in the room he ran out in search of the Hyuuga heiress.

It wasn't long before he found her. She was walking back to her house.

"Hey Hinata!" he called.

"H-hi Naruto," Hinata greeted him shyly.

She's so cute when she stutters. Naruto thought. Then he remembered his original purpose for finding her. "I finished the book you gave me!" He handed the novel over. "I liked it a lot. Especially the ending," he finished with a slight blush on his face. In the end, the hero and the princess lived happily ever after, but it wasn't the hero Naruto was thinking about. Since the beginning of the book, Naruto had imagined himself as the Hero.

"I'm g-glad you enjoyed it. I'm sorry, but I must go now. Sorry." Hinata apologized and walked away. Naruto could only watch and dream. Why did she always have something to do? Does some one want to keep them apart… besides her father? Those were the questioned that kept up at night. Those and 'Did I change my underwear?'

"Is there something wrong?" Naruto jumped at the voice. Lee was standing behind him.

"Well I read this book and-"

"You wish that your life was like it?" Lee finished his answer. "Well, how would like it?"

"Well," Naruto started shyly, "I want to be the hero, and I don't really care who the villain is. I want to be one of those loser guys who finds friends and save my beautiful princess Hinata," Naruto ended blushing.

"Anything else?" Lee questioned. Apparently he was writing the whole thing down on a note pad.

"No that's pretty much it."

"So the rest is up to me." Lee stood there with eyes closed for a moment. Then they flashed opened. "I have got it! Oh, this will be most youthful." Lee whistled. A squirrel came out form the bushes. As it jumped onto Lee's shoulder Neji and Tenten came around the corner.

"What's he doing?" Tenten asked.

"Is he?"

"Right now?"

"He's wouldn't."

"He is!"

"Lee stop!" Neji yelled but it was too late.

Lee punched his right fist into his left hand three times. The squirrel copied. Then he yelled, "REALITY WARP JUTSU!"

Nothing happened at first. Then a bright light flashed. Everything went light. Then everything went dark, and Naruto could smell hay.

Lee had used the Reality Warp Jutsu for the first time.

What will happen? Where will everyone be? Do I smell brownies? Is that pie?

Tell me how you like the story. I might put up a chapter for another one soon. I will continue… EVENTUALLY!!!!!!!!!!