A/N: So this is written by me, Chiyo's dad fan club, and Upside-down-boat, and it also has a mention of our other friend, white-black-truth-lies. :D
This was written over email, and if you think it's muddled, just keep reading and I'm sure it'll make sense. :D Especially the 'Rin' part. lol :D
Bold: Boat's writing.
Normal: Me. :D
Disclaimer: Don't own any of the animes mentioned, or any of the characters mentioned, but Boat and Fan Club are real. :D They're us!
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Boat: Heya Fan Club. :D
Fan Club: Why are you standing on a wall?
Boat: *points* Kakashi told me how.
Fan Club: KYAAAA!!! IT'S KAKASHI!! Kill Guy sensei RIGHT. NOW. And then shave his eyebrows off! *giggles maniacally* yes giggles..
Kakashi: Uhh sure... eyebrows... *shifty eyes* -poofs-
Fan Club: Now to get Boat off the wall! *walks towards Boat... Trips and grabs curtain that appeared out of nowhere to stay balanced*
Wiz: *falls out of the curtain and lands on Fan Club's head*
Boat: *jumping off wall and trips over individual with enormously ugly eyebrows* ZOMG it's Wiz! :D
Guy sensei: Do you even care that you just tripped over my head? *frustrated*
Fan Club: *ignoring* Kyah! It's Wiz! Transform into giant black wings!
Wiz: ...kyu.
Guy sensei: You're not ninjas... what are you?
Fan Club: *throws Wiz to Boat* Humans! *kicks Guy*
Boat: *eating popcorn* Woot! Go Fan Club! (To self) You think he'd be able to defend himself... he IS a ninja...
Wiz: (in sophisticated voice) I agree. And she isn't exactly skilled... *looks at Fan Club slapping Guy*
Fan Club: *looks at wiz with watery eyes* I'm not skilled??
-silence-
*everyone looks away awkwardly*
Boat: Hey didn't you tell Kakashi to go get Guy..?
Fan Club: Yes, yes i did.. *glares at guy*
*Kakashi poofs into the.. room?*
Boat: QUICK LETS JUMP GUY AND SHAVE HIS EYEBROWS OFF!!
Guy: No! Not the eyebrows! *cowering on ground*
Fan Club: Hum. It seems we do not have to pin him. He is already on the ground... *grins*
Kakashi: It would seem so.
Boat: But, where am i supposed to get a shaver!?
Kakashi: Here. *pulls shaver out of thin air and hands it to Boat*
Fan Club: Oh, oh! Let me do it!
Boat: *hands Fan Club shaver* Okay then. ;D
Kakashi: I cannot watch this barbaric act... -poof-
Fan Club: Awwwwwwwwwwww he left *becomes so emotional that she can't hold the razor straight*
Boat: Awesome, thanks! :D *takes shaver*
Boat: *sighs* Fan Club... you're such a drama queen
Fan Club: *stands up so quick it's like magic!!* WELL EXCUUUUSE ME FOR BEING SAD!!
Guy: Heh hem can we move it along please?
Boat: *stares off into the distance* where'd Wiz go?
Wiz: KYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *Wiz grabs razor and shaves guys eyebrows off* kyu kyu kyu -poofs-
Fan Club: OMG I just realised Kakashi told you how to walk on the wall using chakra! I thought it was a random thing o.o" I be smart!!
Boat: *falls over in the traditional anime way*
Fan Club: Heh heh that looks like fun! But I'm feeling a tad peckish ;D *sits in front of TV that's playing "flight of the conchords" while eating cookies and cream ice cream*
Boat: KYAAA ice cream *steals ice cream*
Fan Club: *cries* *yet again =.=*
Guy: *eyebrows magically grow back* Bahaha!
Boat: You're not cool enough for magic! *eats ice cream*
Fan Club: Bah humbug... -o-" *eating toblerone*
Ichigo: *kicks Guy out random door*
Boat: Where did you come from?
Ichigo: *shrugs* Both of you were stuffing your faces. I figured someone had to kick that weirdo out...
Fan Club: *gulps down mouthful of toblerone* High five! *high fives Ichigo*
Ichigo: *frustrated* That was my face...!
Fan Club: you know what would be funny? If this toblerone was your face!! BAAHAHAHAHA I'M EATING YOUR FACE!!
Boat: *ignores and eats the creamy ice*
Ichigo: I need to go and be itchy hahahahahaha not funny... o.o
Lies: Ichigo! What did I tell you about running away! Orihime will be so worried!!
Ichigo: *grumbles*
Lies and Ichigo: *walks out door because Lies unfortunately doesn't have the ability to poof yet*
Boat and Fan Club: *stands there awkwardly*
Fan Club: *eyes abandoned ice cream*
*ice cream is snatched up by some random, unidentified hands*
Fan Club: Noooo! The ice cream...!!
L: It is alright. *eats ice cream*
Boat: O_O" You ate it all??? In ONE gulp!?
Fan Club: *crying* My ice cream... (sudden mood change) Yaaay! Flight of the Choncords! XD *watches TV*
Boat: (to no one) You know... that curtain that Fan Club grabbed for balance, the one that
Wiz came out of... I wonder what it's there for...? *peers inside curtain*
Random voice: Get out of the waaaaaaaaay! Coming through...!!
Fan Club: Ok before I address that new voice I need everyone to know that I said conchords not choncords!! Very important ;D
Random Voice: *runs into the middle of the room* It is I, Rin!!
Rin: *stops and looks at Boat glaring at him* I'M SOOOOO SORRY I KNOW MY EXISTENCE IS BOTHERSOME TO ALL!! I'LL LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK TO BOTHER ANYONE EVER AGAIN!! *runs toward curtain*
Fan Club: *runs and glomphs Rin*
*cloud of smoke engulfs the room*
Boat: But, I thought Rin was a FEMALE!
Kakashi: So did I, so did I.
Boat: When the hell did you get here?
Fan Club: Is Rin not the cross dressing monkey?? I think I may fail.. MUST CHECK BOOKS!!
*Fruba books appear in Fan Club's lap*
Boat: Anyways Welcome Back Kakashi you're always welcome in our humble abode :D**
Kakashi: Cheers mate!
Boat: LOL
Fan Club: OMG I FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIN IS THE HORSE AND SHE IS A GIRL T.T I meant Ritsu and you all know it!!! *shifty eyes*
*starts rocking back and forth and breathing weirdly*
Ritsu: It's ok I'm a horrible human too...
Kakashi: *starts reading make-out paradise*
Boat: BOOK PALM!! *book palms the book out of Kakashi's hands*
Kakashi: WAAAAAAAAAAH *cries and joins Fan Club and Ritsu crying in the corner*
Boat: Hee! I never thought I would witness Kakashi crying! He's a man, and a ninja! ^o^
Fan Club: But...! What about me?
Ritsu: I think you should all be more concerned about Fan Club calling Rin a man...! Oh, woe is me...
Boat: Shut it. *book palms Ritsu* And yes... Fan Club...
Kakashi: -poof-
Boat: Why does he always poof when something gets serious or strange!? *frustrated*
Fan Club: He's gone... (sudden mood swing) Why don't you try to 'poof' like Kakashi did... does? :D
Boat: Hum. *thinking* Okay!! -poof- Argh! My leg!
Fan Club: Whoa. It's really gone...! *pokes air that was Boat's leg*
Fan Club: LOL don't worry I'll summon the giant slug that Tsunade owns to go get it back for you!!
Ritsu: *runs away crying*
Boat: *whimpers in a very unboatish way*
Fan Club: Heh heh that was very unboatish! Okay. TSUNADE SLUG COME!!
Tslug: Hey
Boat: Despite the pain you saying 'hi' has made me laugh!
Fan Club: Go get Boat's leg because as you can see she lost it trying to poof! It's all Kakashi's fault!
Tslug: Humm okie dokie, I shall be back in 23 seconds! -poof-
Boat: 1,2,3... 23
Tslug: Yo here's your leg! But I'm not a medic ninja so I can't help you!
Fan Club: Pfft what a noobie slug SAKURA COME NOW!! :)
Sakura: -poof- whaaaaaaaaat?
Boat: ATTATCH MY LEG!! YOU MUST!!!!!!!!!!!
Tslug: -poof-
Fan Club: *stares at place where Tslug poofed* that was random *looks back at Boat* :O YOU'RE LEG'S BACK!!
Sakura: Yeah you were staring in to space so I just decided to move on...
Boat: Ohmygod! It's my leg! *ogles at leg*
Ritsu: Ah, you have good luck! I am a bad omen on you all...!!
Fan Club: Why're you still here?
Ritsu: *bawling madly*
Boat: Fan Club, don't be so blunt. *facepalm* Ritsu, go away.
Fan Club: I thought you told me not to be blunt!
Sakura: Uh, I think he died... *pokes Ritsu*
Boat: Whoa! He really is dead. We must officially declare it!
Ritsu: *dead*
Fan Club: *shuffling away* Hmm... why're you all suddenly so tiny? *levitating*
*A -poof- is heard; Sakura is magically gone*
Fan Club: WOAH! I'M FLYING!! Oh wait I'm just on a cloud and look IT'S YOUNG GOKU!! He has a tail still ^^
Goku: What do you mean still? By the way what are you?
Boat: CHEESE!! *runs towards cheese that appears*
Goku: Cheese?? Uhh okay..
Fan Club: *pokes tail* hehehehehehe
Goku: STOP THAT! IT'S SENSITIVE!
Fan Club: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *jumps off cloud*
Goku: *Zooms off through the wall*
Ryuk: hyuk hyuk hyuk
Boat: Hey Ryuk! *throws apple* Fetch!
Ryuk: Why would i chase that single apple, when there's a bunch there? *grabs basket of apples*
Fan Club: I love how there's been an appearance of a wall and a random curtain when we're in the middle of nowhere...
Ryuk: *drowning in apples*
Kyo: *kicks apples away* Why am I even helping you? It's not like you can die...
Fan Club: Waaaaah?? Are you bringing the apples to Ryuk?
Kyo: Uhh yes...
Ryuk: *Munches apple*
Boat: Doesn't the moon look pretty tonight?
Kyo: Uhh have you been drinking love potions?
Fan Club: How do you know about that?? I didn't know there was Harry Potter in Fruba world o.o"
Boat: NOOO I haven't! Just look at the moon!!
Fan Club, Kyo and Ryuk: *looks at moon* WOAH!!
A/N: This concludes part one! :D Review please! Or, continue on to part two! (and, um... then review?) o.o