Hey pple! How are you guys? Anyway, I guess those M rated stories are just churning, cuz this is ANOTHER Idea I got.

In this one, Bella was turned, by Carlisle, because of the Volturi threat, and she wouldn't marry Edward. So he wouldn't have sex with her. This is one of her MANY schemes, to tempt him into discarding that pledge. Enjoy!

Edward's POV

I suppose it all started with Alice.

Yeah, I know , big shocker, right? Everything always starts with Alice.

So, it started with one of her visions, which I happened not to see, because I was, errr, busy with Bella.

No, not the Emmett-and-Rosalie kind of busy. I'm very proud to say I'm still a virgin, however. My willpower remains until she agrees to marry me.

Which, she assured me, will not be soon. And, also, that I should hurry up with giving in because she's getting tired of being the pure, innocent virgin in the family.

And when I told her not to forget that I was a virgin also, she told me that she meant the only virgin who wasn't a prude!

Can you believe that? Bella, my innocent Bella called me a prude.

And, then Emmett called into the room 'You tell him Bella!'

And Jasper called in with 'Yes, please give in Edward! I can't handle your lust anymore!'

My family is a freak show. It's official.

Yeah, so Bella's so intent on getting me into bed that she actually schemes a lot of the time.

So, during Alice's vision, I was involved in the product of her latest, erm, project, (which involved her calling me up to adjust her bra) when Alice squealed, and burst in.

Damn.

Allow me to clarify. Bella's gotten me down to my Calvin Kleins before, but not much further than that.

She's become quite the little seductress.

So, basically, she lures me somewhere under false pretenses, then nearly succeeds in seducing me.

Usually after a boner.

Don't get me wrong, we kiss, we make out, we talk, but I try to avoid getting myself into really hot'n'heavy situations with her.

Because, whenever she schemes up something new?

Yeah, the plans get better all the time.

And I only have so much resistance left. . .

Bella's POV

Oh Edward. Love of my existence.

Why? Why are you so old-fashioned?

Oh yeah, cuz he was born in 1901.

I always thought it should be the other way around.

Ya know, we kiss and then the clothes come off, and the girl says, "No, wait. I'm not ready."

Well I'm totally ready. And I'm tired of waiting.

That's why I was so pleased with Alice's most recent plan.

It's better than the rest.

And really guaranteed to work.

I mean, if Alice saw it. . .

No. Alice saw it, and I don't bet against Alice.

Ever.