DISCLAIMER: Sunrise owns Mai-HiME. Damn.
This story WILL have a lemon in the second chapter. And Shizuru is pretty straightforward in this fic. YAY!
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It was a warm Sunday afternoon, and both Shizuru and Natsuki were quietly strolling down Fuka's halls. What are they doing at school on Sunday, you ask? Shizuru asked for Natsuki's help in some paperwork. Of course the latter quickly accepted to lend her hands. But that wasn't really what the taller girl had in mind...
"Mou, Shizuru, why is the janitor's closet open during the weekend? Last time I came here, it was locked tight..." Natsuki vaguely commented as they were passing by it.
"Yeah." Shizuru just answered before quickly pushing Natsuki into the closet, going into it as well, and shutting the door from the inside.
Everything was pitch black.
"SHIZURU!!" Natsuki shouted on top of her lungs. Poor Shizuru, she'll get deaf before the weekend is over.
"What is it, my Natsuki?" Shizuru innocently asked.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!" She yelled again. Good thing that Shizuru's ears got quite resistant over the years.
"Ara, I thought Natsuki wanted to rape me." Shizuru said with a sweet smile, undetectable due to the lack of light.
"I DON'T WANT TO RAPE YOU!" Natsuki shouted yet again.
"...Natsuki doesn't want to rape me?! That makes me fell soooooooooooooo undesirable..." Shizuru then starts to pout and sob 'uncontrollably'. 'Damn, I can't see her like that...'
"Ok, ok, I'll rape you... " Natsuki sighed, before grabbing the thing that was right next to her and started making out with it. "Oh Shizuru... Your fur is sooooooooo soft..."
In the meanwhile, Shizuru found the light switch. The room was suddenly flooded in light.
"Ara, Natsuki considers a broom more attractive than me..." She started to sob again.
"NO, NO!! YOU ARE THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE!" Natsuki exclaimed, trying to clean her name.
"Ara, so Natsuki DOES consider me attractive..." The older women winked at her. Natsuki only now realized what she just said...
"...BAKA!!" She yelled (again) at the top of her lungs, a huge blush taking over her porcelain face, which resulted in a giggling Shizuru. Then Natsuki took a good look at Shizuru and her blush increased even further...
"SHIZURU!! WHEN DID YOU TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!!"
"Ara, it was when you were... uh... let's say... petting that broom?"
"Oh fine let's just get out of here!" Natsuki tried to open the door.
"We can't." Shizuru said with a deadpan voice.
"...Why is that?"
"I lost the keys..." Shizuru was trying her very BEST to not smile right there. If she did, she would get caught.
"WHERE!" Natsuki always was claustrophobic when she was with people. Why? Because she didn't want to get annoyed.
"Uh... I... Ah, Natsuki doesn't want to know..." She said with an 'ashamed' expression on her face. Too bad Natsuki didn't see it since she was back turned to her, trying her very best to not see her best friend walk into her view naked just like that.
"YES I DO!"
"Uh... It's somewhere in my body..."
"BE MORE SPECIFIC!"
"Ara, Natsuki wants to know more about my body?"
"You have the keys, so YES!" She turned around, facing Shizuru's eyes instead of her drop dead gorgeous body.
"So, Natsuki is a pervert!" Shizuru happily grinned at her conclusion.
"I AM NOT!"
"Then... why is Natsuki's nose bleeding?" Gotcha.
"...BECAUSE I PUNCHED MYSELF!"
"Oh, so Natsuki likes pain."
"I DON'T!"
"So why did you punch yourself?"
"...I DIDN'T!"
"So why is Natsuki's nose bleeding?"
"...BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Shizuru giggled a lot. After a while, she started to get closer to Natsuki.
"Uhh... Shizuru...? What are you doing...?"
"Well, you did say you were going to rape me, didn't you?"
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We don't really need to say what will go on from here right?
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