Hey this is my first story so it probably wont be that good but i hope you enjoy it :D
Please review it thanks :D


Yes,Squidward was living the life,he had fame and fortune,but most importantly he had love.
He had moved on from clarinet playing and got involved in something totally different.
He had his own TV show called One Love,it was a matchmaker show.
He had a wife of his own,her name was Squiderella.
Squiderella had lovely long blond hair,with lovely blue eyes.
She was also famous,she was a famous singer.
She had over two million hits with her first album.

The best thing Squidward liked was that there was no SpongeBob and Patrick.
He had moved to a much fancier estate.
Squlliam was the same but he was nothing compared to Squidward.
SpongeBob was still a fry cook a the Krusty Krab.
Patrick was still his lazy self,just sitting around watching TV all day.
Eugene Krabs was still big into money as usual.
Plankton gave up hope on trying to get the recipe and turned the chum bucket into a nursing home for the elderly.
Sandy had got promoted to be a scientist and had moved to a better tree dome.


Six months earlier

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
"SPONGEBOB WILL YOU KEEP THAT RACKET DOWN!" Squidward yelled.
"Sorry Squidward we are blowing bubbles in funny shapes"
"I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY CLARINET."
"But Squidward look at what i can do." (SpongeBob blows bubble in the shape of Patrick)
"Ha ha ha ha ha, do it again SpongeBob." says Patrick
"Morons." says Squidward as he goes back to playing the clarinet.
"I'm hungry." states Patrick. "Lets go to the Krusty Krab." says SpongeBob.


At the Krusty Krab

"Hey Mr. Krabs." says SpongeBob. "Boy, what are you doing here on your day off." replied Mr. Krabs
"Patrick was feeling a bit hungry so we said we would come here."
"Well there's nothing better than a bit of more money in my pocket." Jokes Mr. Krabs
"Eh....I'll have a Krabby Patty please and Patrick what do you want."
"I will have eh... no wait I will have a... no actually I think I'll have... actually no I'll have two Krabby Patties please."
"About time,three Krabby Patties coming up."


Back at Squidwards house

"Well I think that's enough clarinet for today."Says Squidwards while relaxing simultaneously.
"Oh Squidward one day you will be that man on TV." Squidward says as he stares at a famous clarinet player on TV.
"Oh how i wish to have fame and fortune,there would be no SpongeBob or Patrick I wouldn't have to work at the stupid Krusty Krab,yes life would be good,awww what am i thinking that would never happen to me I'll always be stuck in Bikini Bottom".


A/N Sorry it was a bit short but i promise the next one will be longer and dont forget to review:D Also this story was also made by sum-sense,we worked on it together so give him a bit of credit too.

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