Life After Book #4
Fifth year at Hogwarts, and what a year it is.
Harry has befriended a mirror, because his not-so-faithful sidekicks have left him.
To tell the truth, Ron died while skipping off the edge of a cliff with a jump rope not designed to hold his weight and Hermione finally cracked under the pressure of all her studies, and is now roaming free under the stars with a comb and a gay werewolf.
Neville Longbottom is now top-of-the-class, and boy does he show off. So what if he CAN transplant his own ears onto a cactus?!
Snape has given up trying to get the DATDA job and settled into a quiet life and married Prof. Sprout, and they have had 5 children with half of their head long black greasy hair and the other half frizzy hair that sticks out everywhere.
Cho Chang is studying to become a chicken sexer, and in her spare time practices riding a unicycle around New York. She also talks to mirrors and bathroom taps.
Dumbledore, Sirius and Lupin have formed their own tap group, much like " The Tap-dogs" except it's called "The Crap-dogs" and they all wear matching pink tutus.
Lockhart married took a vow of silence and married a Cornish pixie.
Prof. Mcgonagall transfigured herself into a cow and is currently dating Farmer Jones from New Jersey.
Mrs Figg and Aunt Petunia have become strippers (oh yes I have a sick mind) and Uncle Vernon is a rocket scientist.
Ginny has evolved into Pikachu and Crookshanks formed an I Luv Ducks Club and Pickled Toad is running out of ideas.
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