Disclaimer: I do not own Seto Kaiba or other related Characters and I do not own any of the following songs that I have used. But if I did own Seto Kaiba he would most likely be dead right now ^_^

(The idiotic pokemon theme song starts playing)

Kaiba: (in a high-pitched voice) I am the greatest duelist that ever lived!
Like no one else ever will be!
To collect them is my real dream!

To duel with them is my other dream!

I have traveled across the Internet

Searching 3,460 sites!
Each dueling monster I must collect!
To unleash the power that's inside!

Duel-Monsters! (Gotta collect em all)

It's only me and me!
I don't believe in destiny!

Duel-Monsters!

Oh! I hate Yugi Moto
In a world were I'm the best!

Duel-Monsters (Gotta collect em all)

The Heart of the cards is so not true
Someday I will defeat Yugi and Yami-Yugi too
You try and defeat me and I'll defeat you!

Du-el-mon-sters (Gotta collect em all)

Gotta collect em all!

Duel-Monsters!

Kiabaloather: was it dumb or what? I wrote when I was bored, so if you hated it, Well CRY A RIVER, BUILD A BRIDGE, AND GET OVER IT! O_O please review I need ideas for another song ^_^