Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, We built a wall (we built the pyramids), Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, That all started with the big bang!
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"Leonard, Leonard" came a small voice from against Leonard's door. With a moaning sound Leonard quietly bellowed "Sheldon go back to bed". "I can't" whispered Sheldon continuously. Leonard then pulling his drowsy head from his pillow spoke in a sarcastic tone "What now?" "I have discovered something that can change the way of our world as we know it". Leonard with a little spark of excitement asked with glee "What, what"? With a small pause Sheldon said, " I found Wolowitz a date". Then with no excitement what so ever Leonard replied "Bye". He then quickly dragged his down on his pillow signaling Sheldon to leave.
! Next Morning!
Leonard sitting on the couch watching Saturday morning cartoons like the child at heart he is suddenly heard a knock on the door. Without opening the door Howard walked in yelling "SHELDON". Howard then sat down on the leather couch non-patient for Sheldon. Sheldon comes through the hallway glaring at Howard Wolowitz the pasty mushroom cut nerd who stills with his mom. Sheldon still looking at Howard replies with a different subject "Your in my chair". Howard then jumps up in a angry motion and tells Sheldon "Why did you find me a date the Wolowitz can find his own milk to top his cocoa puffs". Sheldon in a weird face replies "Well to bad your going out with her". "What how can you possibly make me go out with this women I don't even know" spoke Howard. Leonard quietly speaks "You always try to pick up girls you don't even know. "Yes but I never go out with them either" yelled Howard bravely. A knock on the door came and the three guys turned to the door. "I think its her," said Sheldon in a smart alic tone. Sheldon reaches for the door handle opening it revealing Raj waving his hand at Sheldon. "I don't think its her," said Sheldon in a weird serious tone. Raj then enters the apartment saying, "Who's her"? Then in a smirked voice Leonard said "Howard's date that Sheldon got for him". Then with a gigantic humorous laugh he spoke "What is she 700 pounds"? Then a voice from behind spoke "300 pounds smart ass". Koothrapalli then quickly turns around noticing obeist women with long red hair and a black t-shirt on, reading "Princess". Raj then stops, then making a weird "Eek" sound he quickly runs down the Apartment building stairs. Sheldon finally speaks up saying "Wolowitz this is your date Audrina". Howard still in a shock turns to Sheldon and says with a nervous voice "Thank you Sheldon thank you". He then turns to Audrina and says, "Lets go baby my mom makes one hell of a brisket". Can I come Sheldon spoke anxiously? Howard and Audrina turn to Sheldon at the same time saying "NO".
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