The Jareth Song - by Diana
Disclaimer: Tigger is Disney's, so is Labyrinth I think. I don't own Disney or I sure wouldn't be writing fanfic. Don't sue cause I can't even afford to window-shop the Disney Store. Don't plagerize this either, please. I may have thought it up at 3 AM, but I still am rather fond of it.
Diana



The Jareth Song
(sung to the tune of "The most wonderful thing about Tiggers")

The wonderful thing about Jareth's, is Jareth's are wonderful things.
His bulge is bright and perky, and sometimes he even sings.
He's glittery, jittery, wittery, flittery, weird, weird, weird, weird, weird!!
But the most wonderful thing about Jareth, is he doesn't have a beard!

Jareth's are cute as teddies,
Jareth's are awfully sweet,
Everyone loves J in their beddies,
So that's why I repeat…

Oh… the wonderful thing about Jareth's, are Jareth's are delightful chaps,
He loves shopping and make-up, and particularly a listian's lap!
He's hairy, and wary, and faery, and scary, and sure to be causing trouble!
But the most wonderful thing about Jareth is the way he blows a bubble.

Jareth's are cute as teddies,
Jareth's are awfully sweet,
Everyone loves J in their beddies,
So that's why I repeat…

Oh… the wonderful thing about Jareth's, is Jareth's are normal guys,
They smirk and whine and protest and forget to zip up their flies.
He's funny, honey, oh what a punny, full of sex appeal.
But the most wonderful thing about Jareth is he isn't even real.
He isn't EVEN real!!!