¡Buenas Días/Tardes/Noches mi público! Good Morning/Day/Night my public! This is my 3rd fanfic, but my 1st for Bleach, my other 2 are about Inuyasha, also short humors.

Like That One SixFlags Commercial -- NOT INU/SESS YAOI, it's a totally innocent, funny one-shot about Inu & Sess falling victim to a tiny piece of modern technology w/o them realizing it from Kagome's time

Mr Chicken -- It's about a teeny-weeny Sessy and some chickens; 2-shot; cute; 'nuf said people

Now, the joke Chad is going to tell Ichigo, I read in a newspaper-magazine. It was in Spanish; I was flipping through the pages and found a joke column. I told a translated version, in pretty much the exact way Chad's gonna tell it, to my friends, who thought it was funny. I chose Chad 'cause he the only Mexican (¡Orale!) *within asterisks=sound effects*

SO NOW YASUTORA "CHAD" SADO IS GONNA TELL A JOKE!!

Ichigo and Chad are walking to school; Karakura High School uniforms on, carrying their schoolbags, Ichigo has his over his left shoulder. It's before Ichigo meets Rukia, so they're not friends with Orihime and Uryu yet.

Within the quiet morning silence, Chad speaks, "Ichigo." "Yeah, Chad?" "Would you like to hear a joke I read?" Ichigo looks up at him, eyes a little wide, "A joke?" He looks back ahead of him, "Sure. Let's hear it."

"I have to tell you this first. 'Pollito' is Spanish for a baby chicken, a chick. Got it?" "Yeah, got it. Poh-yi-toh means baby chicken." *nods*

"Fine. So, a Pollito goes into an elevator, and in the elevator there's a- - "

"Why's a chicken in an elevator?" He looks up at Chad. "It's a joke, Ichigo." "Oh, yeah" he puts his right hand on top of his head, shaking his hair a little, "You're right" *sweatdrop* Puts his arm down, "Okay, go on, Chad."

"So, a Pollito goes into an elevator, and in the elevator there's a man. The Pollito asks the man- - "

"It can talk?" "Mnnn." "Oh, sorry. Go on."

"The Pollito asks the man, 'Pardon me, mister. What's your name?' The man responds, 'Bond. James Bond- - "

"James Bond! You mean that British-super agent-guy?" Chad looks at him *si-le-e-ence* "Sorry, *sweatdrop* go on."

"The man responds, 'Bond. James Bond. And what's your name, little one?' Then the Pollito says, 'Llito. Pollito.' "

"Oh! I get it! That's actually a pretty good one, Chad!" He, not in a mean way, in the guy way, slaps Chad's back. "The chicken answers back the same way James Bond did! I should tell that one to my little sister Yuzu. I'm sure she'll like it!"

They continue walking. Ichigo: "Chad, how do you say it again? Pah-yi-too?"

"It's Pollito, Ichigo." "Right, right. Poh-yi-toh."

Fin