Zirconia: I was hyper and sugar high. Kitsune-chan said, "I'd hate to see you write a fanfic while in this state." Thus this fanfiction was created! It's not supposed to make sense so get over it. Aphrodite belongs to me and Darkshadow belongs to Darkshadow/Jessie.
Depth Charge: WTF?!
Rattrap: It's my collection!
Depth Charge: Of what?!?!
Rattrap: It's-
Blackarachnia: Hey, 'Bolts? Have you seen Depth Charge? Optimus wants to talk to him about Aphrodite's mood swings.
Cheetor: -looks up- I haven't seen RT lately, either.
Darkshadow: -is rolled over on her back next to Cheetor with her paws up in the air- Last time I saw Rattrap, he was in his happy place after drinking to much high grade energon.
Silverbolt: Oh no.
Depth Charge: What. The. Hell. Is. Wrong. With. You. O_o
Rattrap: I just have a thing for collectin' Pred pieces and stuff after defeating them.
Depth Charge: That's not a piece, Mouse! That's-
Aphrodite: -pops head around corner- Hey... has anyone seen Depth Charge?
Darkshadow: -shrugs-
Cheetor: I... haven't seen him at all.
Silverbolt: Aphrodite, dearest, I must speak with you.
Aphrodite: Ok, what is it?
Silverbolt: I know you truly love Depth Charge and he truly loves you in return. He is wonderful at protecting you while you are in this delicate state you are in but lately-
Blackarachnia: Let's not sugar coat it, Rover. Aphrodite, you and the fish boy are to loud at night. Keeping us up. Control your pregnant femme hormones and try to keep it down, please.
Aphrodite: -blush-
Darkshadow: LMAO! xD
Cheetor: Keep it down? Why are they loud?
Darkshadow: -laughs even harder-
Blackarachnia: Maybe I should be telling Depth Charge to keep it down instead...
Darkshadow: OMG! -LMAO-
Cheetor: I don't get it...
Rattrap: Eh, stop complainin. You were the one that happened to walk by when my collection door was opened.
Depth Charge: That's NOT a collection. That's....that's...
Rattrap: 'Dat, dat, dat.' C'mon, Charlie Tuna! It's just-
Optimus: -walks into main room-
Aphrodite: Hey, Daddy-Primal.
Optimus: Hello, Aphrodite. Where is Depth Charge?
Aphrodite: I'm...not sure...
Rhinox: -has been sitting in the corner the entire time, reading a data pad- I'm sure he's around here somewhere. I know he hasn't left the base-
Depth Charge: -comes stomping in- Sick freak...
Optimus: Excuse me?
Depth Charge: The mouse is a sick freak. Aphrodite, until the sparkling is born...stay away...from him! -picks her up in his arms, bridal style- On second thought, keep our child away from him as well! -walks off with her-
Darkshadow: Hm, he must've seen the rat's collection.
Silverbolt: What- -turns around to see Rattrap with something hidden underneath a blanket in his hands- collection?
Rattrap: -removes the blanket to show everyone his collection-
Everyone: -together- EW! What-?!
Rattrap: What? It's just a-
~End~
Zirconia: Don't ask me what the collection was. What ever you're thinking it was...chances are...you're probably right