Chapter One

Poor, Poor Emmett

Me: Jessica (so you don't get confused.)

Me: Hello I'm Jessica and I shall be being the host of truth or dare with the Cullen's and possibly Jacob!

Jacob: Hey what's that suppose to mean even your pen name is mean to me!

Me: It's nothing personal I just don't like you. And just because my pen name is 'Jacob~ Black~ Must~ Die' does not mean anything.

Emmett: Hey, guys, mountain, attention, back to business we want to play already.

Me: What was that suppose to mean 'mountain, guys' clearly you didn't realize I'm a girl and it's not my fault I'm tall!!

Alice: Jasper do your thing.

Jasper uses his 'powers' to calm Jessica down and Jacob and Emmett.

Alice: Thank you. *Gives Jasper a kiss on the cheek.*

Me: Okay who's first? Jasper?

Jasper: What me I never did anything to you? Emmett's the one who called you a mountain! Not me!

Me: Jeez Jazzie I was playing with you. Though you do have a point. Emmett?

Emmett: Oh lord why me just because you're almost as tall s a mountain doesn't mean you have to pick on me. What about Rosie over here?

Rosalie: Don't be such a wimp. That's not the same Em I use to know. * Gives Emmett the love glare.*

Emmett: Okay anything for my Rosie pooh.

Me: Okay truth or dare? Either way it will make your life a living-

Emmett: no, no ,no ,no ,no. Truth no dare. Truth.

Rosalie: Don't be such a wimp that tall thing can't do anything to you. He chooses dare.

Me: What did you say? Oh whatever I dare you to- we will continue after this break!

Commercial * Stephan McGee has been traded in for stay tuned and see.* End of commercial.

Me: The dare is Emmett are you ready?

*Emmett hiding behind rose shuttering.*

Emmett: No I mean yes. No, I mean yes, yes is my final answer.

Me: Okay you have to *pulls something out of hat* you have to keep your hands at your sides all day today and tomorrow. That's enough for you to handle Bella could do that until she trips in all.

Bella: Hey I'm not that bad *trip* well *trip.* Owe.

Edward: It's all right love, that big sky scraper is just a mean meaner.

Me: What did you call me? I know you didn't just call me a sky scraper or a mountain like somebody.

Bella: Don't *trip* you talk *trip* to my *trip* boyfriend *trip* like that.

Me: Emmett remember everyone is watching you keep your hands at your sides at all times.

Emmett: Mean sky scraper!

Me: I'm goin' to pretend I didn't hear that.

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Mean while Emmett and his brothers are going hunting while Jessica follows.

Edward: Don't you think that the sky scraper is going to over board how will you hunt?

Emmett: Like this *runs after squirrel bites runs off by a tree* hunting squirrels without hands helps my mind.

Jasper: Are you sure you have one?

Emmett: I really don't know what if I have two brains?

Jasper and Edward: Emmett you idiot that's a bird no it's a toed well I don't know it's not a squirrel.

kay it may seem weird but wait till the next ch comes up (if i figure out how to put the 2nd ch up seriously hel[ w/ that problem) I want at leadst 5 reviews till nxt ch k