A/N: What does one do when they are bored and talking about the movie 'The Omen'? You figure out a way for Dani Beck to die and for EO to have sex of course.
Dani Beck made her way to the balcony looking for Damien. The boy who seemed very troubled "Damien?" She called out.
All of a sudden she felt something hit her in the head. She turned around and spotted a soccer ball down on the floor. She looked up and spotted Damien sitting on his bike with the training wheels still on. He smiled at her and started to increase speed.
"No!" Dani screamed as he rode his way to her. Damien hit her with the front wheel and she fell over the railing.
All of sudden Elliot Stabler ran into the house and went to the balcony. He looked over at the railing and watched his lover and partner fall. He kept watching and then she splattered down on the ground below him. He finally took a deep breath and yelled out "DANI!"
Damien let out an evil laugh and spun his chrome rims on his four-wheeler "That's what you get for not answering the phone when you kiss. Couldn't get enough could you?" (A/N: Look for the clip of Dani and Elliot kissing on Youtube)
Then Olivia Benson ran into the house and went to the balcony. She looked down at Dani in a pool of blood and disfigured "Think she will make it?"
Elliot nodded "It's only the third floor she fell from. She beat up a rapist…she could handle this right?"
Olivia nodded "What happened? I was too busy annoying my case agent while you were sucking down her face."
Damien laughed and grabbed his soccer ball. "Excuse me. I will be downstairs throwing this at detective Beck." He rode his way out of the room with his gold spinners shining.
Olivia and Elliot looked at each other.
"We should stop this game we play you know?" Olivia rolled her eyes as she unbuttoned her shirt. "I mean enough is enough."
Elliot nodded and started to unbutton his jeans "I just say we have sex and get it over with."
"Amen to that" Olivia took her shirt off and then unbuttoned her jeans. "Hurry up its cold."
"Sorry. I'm used to taking my time with Dani" Elliot shrugged and dropped his pants down.
Olivia looked at his very disappointing equipment "Seriously?"
"Hey!" he defended "Like you said, it's cold"
"Whatever. I need to get laid anyway" Olivia jumped him and they had sex on the cold balcony and lived happily ever after. Dani died and they had sex on her grave.
The End!