Bleach and all the characters in it belong to Tite Kubo.
Rated T for Grimmjow's potty mouth.
Grimmjow was sitting in the dark with a pissed look on his face, waiting for his wife to come through the door. She had been coming home rather late and Grimmjow doesn't even get a chance to fuck her brains out anymore and it was seriously putting him on edge. The only thing he could do with regards to sex was either go to a strip club or spend hours in the bathroom, looking at pictures of naked female movie stars. Grimmjow was beginning to suspect that his wife was having an affair and Grimmjow was going to confront her about it.
The door opened and a tired Orihime came through the door. Grimmjow turned on the light and glared at her with his blue eyes.
"Heya women!" he called, making her jump in surprise.
"Grimmjow!" she exclaimed in surprise. "How come you aren't in bed?" she asked.
Ignoring her question, Grimmjow asked: "So where were you tonight?"
She smirked at him. "I was with my lover, Ichigo." She said proudly and boldly.
Grimmjow's eyes wided with rage. "You bitch!" he yelled, getting up from the sofa and beginning to bitch-slap Orihime, who started crying uncontrollably.
A few minutes later...
Grimmjow was at the door of his and Orihime's room, watching Orihime packing her things into her suitcase. She then packed everything into her suitcase and began to leave.
Grimmjow wrapped his arms around her. "Hey, I'm sorry baby, just put your things down and let's go to our room and do the bad thing, okay?" he said in a sexy voice.
Orihime wrenched herself out Grimmjow's arms and glared at him. "Fuck you!" she yelled at him before turning to leave.
Grimmjow's mouth fell open. Did she just cuss at him or was he dreaming? Unfortunately, it was the former. It wasn't until Grimmjow heard the front door slam that he decided to do something.
"Hime!" Grimmjow ran to the front door just caught glance of her car leaving their house. Grimmjow ran out on the middle of the road and yelled:
"HIME! HIME! COME BACK TO MEEEE!!!"
"Shut up!" somebody yelled.
Grimmjow ignored it as he went back into his house and began to sob like a big pussy....
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