A/N: Hey! It's me, and I've got another new story! I know, I know I'm annoying like that, but people should just expect it by now. Anyways, I got the idea for this story in band class one day. I thought, wouldn't it be funny if the Cullens were in band class? Then I thought, that'd be weird, so it should just be Emmett to make that even weirder! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own twilight, but I do like to drive people insane by saying applesauce over and over again!
Chapter 1 - Busted!
Emmett's POV
Jasper is going down! He's going down so bad, an elevator will look up at him and say "daaang!" I had it all worked out, just a simple little prank on him won't hurt anyone. I just hoped that it wouldn't go terribly wrong (A/N: This is the part where you definitely know that it will go terribly wrong!)
It would be almost too easy. I had a perfect range, and a newly purchased paint ball gun! Brilliant! There he was, in the back yard. He had the hose turned on and was attempting to wash pink dye from a pair of his boxer shorts! (That was something that I had done earlier, but that's another brilliant story for a different day.)
I cautiously leaned in closer to the window. I checked behind me to make sure that Jasper would have no witnesses. Hopefully, Edward wasn't too close by, to read my thoughts. He probably wouldn't care, but he would definitely get a kick out of it. Or he might go outside and tell Jasper, just to ruin my plans! Who was I kidding? I had nothing to worry about. Alice was the only one who'd get mad, and she was out shopping all afternoon!
I made direct eye contact with my target, and moved my weapon to the aimed position. I impersonated a drum roll for dramatic affect. I put my finger on the trigger, and slowly pulled it back. Goodbye Jasper, and hello blue smurf guy!
Now most people say, that I'm not exactly what you would call "smart". That I don't think things through, or use my common sense. But I could've swore that I had opened the window.
The paintball didn't get all the way through the glass. It just splattered there, and completely shattered it. Crap! I hoped nobody heard that! Jasper looked up at the window, and saw me. I also heard voices from upstairs.
" WHAT WAS THAT? EMMETT CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!" Esme screamed.
Wow, I didn't know who this Emmett guy was but he was sure going to get it. Wait…Emmett Cullen…Sweet Gravy! That's me! Oh no!
A/N: Okay, that might have been kind of weird, but I had to push the story a little to get it started. It will get better as it progresses, I promise. No flames please!
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