Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. The sexual tension on the other hand...
Deidara slapped Tobi's butt, "Don't question me."
On contact, Tobi squealed, no longer standing with his arms overlapping on his chest where his butt was easily accessible to his partner, but with his knees bent and his back against the nearest tall plant, hands placed to block the possibility of a side attack. His knees clanked together in a cartoonish fashion. The blonde rolled his eyes, murmuring how Tobi was such a baby.
Once Tobi regained enough composure to inquire more, he shouted, speaking with his hands, "Like that!"
The artist was puzzled, "Like what?"
"You slapped my butt!"
"It's natural for a man to slap another man's ass. Pretty much human nature."
"That's just it! It's not!" Tobi spoke frantically.
Deidara just rolled his eyes once more, "You're such a woman."
The brunette scoffed vocally before returning the favor and planting a light pat on his teacher's bottom. To Tobi's surprise, his teacher's reaction wasn't much different from his own, with the exception of his pitch being a little higher. Deidara's hands went to cover his assets immediately though it was visible that he was struggling on whether to hit his partner, or defend his goods. After an initial attempt to hold back a giggle for a mere second, Tobi burst out with the chortles, soon followed by mimicking yelps and actions. The embarrassed aspiring artist repeated over and over trying to overpower his partner's voice, "Shut up." Tobi finished off his teasing by using the same insult. Placing his hands on his hips, the orange lollypop stated, "Sempai, you're such a woman."
They never mentioned the situation again.
AN: A short drabbly fic. Please R&R anyways though