One punch man vs. Team Powerhouse…
Hello, my name is Semons and I seem to have accidentally fallen in to a portal leading to this new dimension. Here they seem to rank heroes by letters and numbers, it all seems quite odd to me at least. They also rank the villains quite odd, with wolf, lion, demon, dragon and god. I once defeated a goddess though and sometimes they're even weaker than dragons oddly enough.
Only the odd gods though, such as the god of cables… they may be immortal but if you can dodge their cable's they basically are just like a normal human to battle hand to hand. Although enough about that, your probably wondering what this new world is even like.
My full team actually fell with me, were a team of supervillans and Flameborg as well as me are the team leaders. Pigsla's Flameborg's girlfriend and they like fighting together and although Pigsla has giant muscles and could probably tackle the empire state building she's not the strongest of our group.
Next, is Conner (who used to be named Butter but decided that wasn't a very good name and rightfully so) he commands glue. Yes, I'm not kidding, he can create glue from thin air and has a whole glue gun than he can shift in to an astral or void gun depending on the strength of the enemy. He's useful for when were fighting a lot of goodies. He usually rides in on the head of Ying; one of William's robots that can shoot lasers and duel wields swords able to slice through titanium.
William (the creator of Ying) also built himself a suit called Thunderclock that can shoot thunder and destroy buildings with a yellow ray of light. The problem with the suit though is that it can't fight well in close quarters and can barely stand up right on the ground!
So, together were team powerhouse! Usually only opposed by other groups of superheroes that have gone unchallenged for too long and need a proper challenge, but taking this realm on will be way too easy since most heroes seem to fight alone! How dumb, it reminds me of when I was new to being a villain, ah but at least then I had some backup power I didn't know how to control. Take this mumen rider fellow for example, he rides around on a bike with no powers and hasn't even joined a team! In fact, he seemed like the perfect 1st pit stop for us as we spotted him around the city.
The plan was to sneak up to any of the unsuspecting citizens around him and steal their wallet so we could lure this rider to us. But, since we can never be too safe we took the whole team, although it did look a bit suspicious with an alien, a mutant pig and 3/4th's demon walking around the streets. Of course since Conner simply looks like a normal human we sent him to do the dirty work of blending in and he did a bit too good a job.
You see, Conner is a bit of a master with sleight of hand but he needed to make it clear that he stole the woman's wallet so Mumen rider would even come. He ended up stealing it and then giving her the little expression of snarky ignorance that should imply "this is your wallet" but instead of her being mad she said…
"You shouldn't wave your wallet around like that someone might steal it!"
I almost bit my whole tongue off with that. By that time Mumen rider had already rode off and our plan to battle him seemed in the dust until we heard another nearby call for help!
"A dragon's attacking!" a woman wearing a turquoise dress shouted! We all ran to see if we could check on Mumen Rider's fighting ability (all except for Conner who returned the purse a little too kindly). Although what I didn't expect was that the dragon the woman mentioned was my very own pet!
Hey! Mumen rider here reporting for duty! Today something quite strange happened and it was totally unexpected. I think even the class S's should be notified, a powerful new evil team has come on to the scene and they pose quite a problem especially for a C-class like me.
You see, I was just biking home after battling the beetle man who caught me a bit by surprise, he shot poison darts at me but I got on my bike and drove at him, which should at least be good for now, but before I had time to check if he was going to get back up I heard a scream about a dragon threatening someone's life! So I biked over as fast as I could and found a giant dragon made of bone with a horrific spike bulging out of its head! Then, riding the dragon they're was a woman with orange skin and a red dress carrying a flaming sword in her black belt (not a karate kind, it was probably made of coal)
"Licolitch, calm down!" the woman requested with a calm monotone voice that at the same time made her sound like she was quite invigorated. Meanwhile though the dragon was shooting some kind of black smoke out of it's mouth and it's empty holes where eyes should be seemed to shoot out some kind of steam. Creepy! I couldn't even find the words to describe such a… MONSTER!
"S… stop in the name of…" I began
"Mumen Rider. I've been waiting to fight you, you're the 1st hero I have on my checklist and I'm hoping to get at least 2 heroes defeated tonight so let's hurry up ok," the woman with orange skin replied. I was shocked, a woman was hunting down heroes and she's going after me first! I needed to stop her before she got to the other C-rank's! I ran at her and tried punching her in the face but she held up a hand to block it and got off her dragon. "You don't even have such above average strength! How disappointing,"
"Y… your quite strong!" Sweat began falling down my face but she didn't even flinch as she jumped in to the air lifting me with her and then tossed me down in to the concrete… I didn't wake up for a few hours.
I'm worried! More heroes might be in danger if a villain like her is afoot!
So, Semons back.