(A/N: Naruto and co. do not belong to me.
I'm trying to bribe Kishimoto into giving me Lee and Kankuro, though…
Jessu belongs to me, and the Summoner belongs to Ruth.)
"Shh!"
Jessu slapped her hand over the Summoner's mouth. "If you keep chanting 'monkey' like that he'll wake up!" she hissed, poking her head around the corner to look at the Aburame. Shino was still wearing his glasses, so she couldn't tell if he was looking at her or if he was asleep. A loud snore reassured her. "Alright, move in," she whispered, tiptoeing into the room, clutching a bag of spray paint cans tightly to prevent them from making noise. The Summoner followed, holding a camera.
"So what're you going to paint on his face?" The Summoner asked, messing with the dial on top of the camera. Suddenly her eyes widened, signaling an idea. "Clown style! Do it clown style!"
"SHH! Okay!"
Both tiptoed over to Shino. Jessu pulled a can of white spray paint out of the bag and held it over the shinobi's face.
"Here we go…" she whispered shakily, tensing her finger.
Suddenly, the Summoner made a loud, excited-sounding noise (probably a "whee!"), and pushed Jessu forward. In a flash of light, both were gone. The can, still hovering over Shino's face, was overcome with the law of gravity and fell. "Lobster bisque!" Shino muttered loudly, swatting the can away and rolling onto his side.