A/N: Okay ppl I have to admit it, I know not a lot about Itachi, so help me out here! Though I did do a little research! So don't yell at me too much! (cowers in front of Itachi fans and know-it-all Naruto fans) Eeep! I am soo scared! (Gulps) Okay, here goes everything!

Uchiha Itachi!

Chapter 1: An Uchiha!

"Fuck," Itachi said himself.

He had been traveling to murder the ninjas who caused him some trouble a while back when he was leader of the Anbu, make a few murders, just because he was so bored. But Kisame (shark dude who travels with him for some of you who didn't know that) wasn't there. (Hey I don't know where he was I'm kind of winging this!) Orochimaru had ambushed him seeing that his fighting partner was gone and, though Itachi was very strong; he was out-numbered by his allies. He was beaten up pretty badly, and when they were checking if he was alive, his held his breath until he almost passed out. He subconsciously waited for quite a while before letting a breath escape his mouth. They had pinned him to a tree branch while stepping on his face.

Itachi took out the kunai from his hands that pinned him down.

'I feel like shit,' Itachi thought. 'I need a place to heal. God I feel like crap. Where is Kisame when I need his blue ass? It's not safe for me to be out here in the open, I have to find somewhere to hide, a cave at least.'

Uchiha Itachi stood up, yelled in pain and fell over.

'That bitch slit my ankles!' He said and fell over, blood pouring onto the ground around him.

Sophia was a young beginner ninja who got into the 'Naruto World" but accident along with her friend Katie. She is still a beginner, but she is getting there. Kakashi is her sensei, but enough about Sophia! You will find out more about her later! Lets find out what happened to Itachi!

"Damn Naruto for being too lazy to do this himself! Just because I am just a beginner, he treats me like shit!"

Sophia turned the corner and saw someone lying there.

"Crap!" She said to herself and quickly jumped into the trees to hide. After a while, she realized that the body was motionless, and threw a Kunai at it. The Kunai landed a couple of inches away from the head, where she wanted it to hit, and still the body did nothing.

"Safe enough," She said to herself.

Jumping down from the trees, she saw it was Itachi. She saw that he was bleeding and bent down to examine his heart rate. She was afraid that he would wake up and grab her neck, so she kept herself alert. Not dead, past out probably.

'Oh crap, he's in bad shape! Who the hell did this to him? I know I'm not supposed to move a dying person, but…' She carefully lifted his bloody body onto her back and struggled under his tall and huge body.

'ugh, wtf god he's heavier then I thought!'

She walked to a cave only a yard away, but had to pause two times to catch her breath. Sophia laid him down inside the small put shady cave and got the water out of her pack.

'Shit, its over 100 degrees and this is my last bit of water…. But he needs it more than I do…'

After a little over an hour, she had successfully cleaned and stopped most of the bleeding except for the wounds at his cut ankles and his wrist.

'Someone was trying to prevent him from walking away. He might not live, but seeing who he is, I don't think he'll give up easily. I wonder what will happen when he wakes up…?

A cooing sound snapped Sophia out of her concentrated thinking.

"Ah, there you are pidge! Where've been?"

A light brown and white pigeon walked into the cool cave and climbed onto her master's shoulder. The bird had a sliver ring on it with Sophia's name carved onto it.

'Pidge, this is my prisoner! His name is Itachi, but watch out cause he's evil!"

The mass murderer started stirring.

"Get ready for the worst, sweet birdie!