A Week in the Life of the Smashers
I walk in to some room with a table and two chairs and have a seat, suddenly Ron Host walks in and has a seat across from me. "Nintendogeek01, I thought you weren't going to post chapter one so soon after "Ultimate Smash Adventure"?" Ron Host asked me.
"Well after reading my last reviews for the last story, I just felt like I had to get this story." I answered.
"Oh…" Ron Host simply said. We wait a few minutes and…
"Ron, are you going to give the readers the run down or not?" I ask annoyed.
"Oops, right! Anyways, as most of you who have read Ultimate Smash adventure might remember, at the end, Master Hand gave the smashers a week off as a reward for all their hard work." Ron Host then paused for dramatic tension. "Well just how will this week go? What does our sick author have in store for them?" He asked.
"Ah-hem."
"Uh… I didn't mean it?" Ron Host said sheepishly. I snap my fingers and an apple falls on his head.
"And don't push your luck." I warn.
"Well, read on and you'll find out." Ron Host said. "Say am I getting paid for this?"
"Nope."
"Well then I…" Ron started to say before I whip out the contract. Ron looks at it and then says. "Darn it!"
"Well… aren't you forgetting something?" I ask.
"Huh? Oh yeah! Disclaimer: Nothing in this story is owned by the author except for the story itself and me… why do I have to be owned?" He suddenly cried.
"Oy…"
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Day 1
The exterior of the mansion. First, massive gates that were simple black bars so that people could look through and see the gardens surrounded it. The gardens were simply magnificent. First their was the stone walkway that led straight from the front gate to the mansion doors, then on both sides of the walkway, their was evenly cut green grass, Roses, tulips, and various other flowers circling around two fountains that were constantly pouring out beautiful clear water. Plus there were various trees that had various flowers growing on them. And there was a gravel roadway going to a garage at the side of the mansion.
The mansion was also quite massive; the front doors were polished and diamond patterns carved in to the double doors. The mansion was four floors high, the fourth floor only had two massive windows, one window led to a massive balcony above the front door, and the other one led to another massive balcony looking over the back garden. The third and first floors had fourteen windows each, seven windows in front and seven in the back, each one had a fairly small balcony. The first floor just had rather simple windows that still seemed to compliment the mansion. The mansion spread out quite wide. It was painted beige with a red tiled roof with two large chimneys that were really just there for show since everything was electrically heated. But enough about the outside, after all, that's not the point of this short story.
The second you entered the mansion, you would enter the dining room, unusual yes. But it suits the smashers just fine. Looking straight ahead you'd see two tables going long ways with fourteen, conveniently spaced, chairs at each table. Seven chairs to each side of course. Then on the left and right walls there would be one door each, both of which heading in to a hallway that leads to different rooms. At the other end of the room, you would see a part of the wall jutting out to allow people to climb the stairs on either side of that part. The stairs lead to a door that led to the second floor hallways, but the double doors at the foot of those stairs led to the kitchen.
Master Hand then came floating through the large double doors from the second floor in the dining room. He floated over to a gong at to his right and SLAMS his index finger in to the gong.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Came the collective screams from all around the mansion.
"Attention smashers, breakfast has been prepared, come and eat it while it's hot!" Master Hand shouted in to the intercom that was behind the gong. After a while, the various smashers came grumbling in to the dining room, minus Kirby, Yoshi, and Peach; Peach, who just came through the double doors from the kitchen carting in several plates of food.
"Does it have to be a gong?" Popo whined.
"That-a things loud-a." Luigi further complained.
"Eh… I'm used to waking up early." Snake said bluntly. Just when all the smashers almost made it down both sets of stairs, Kirby and Yoshi came bolting in through the doors and bowling down all the smashers in their way to get to the table first.
"PYOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"YOOOSHIIIIIIIIIII!!!"
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Shouted all the smashers that were sent flying in to the air by this two-man (or dinosaur and puffball) stampede.
"Ouch! For crying out loud! The first day of our week off and you two have to bowl us over!" Wario shouted.
"Don't you two have any manners?!" Bowser shouted. That's when one of the plates of food they just finished off went flying in to Bowser's face. "GAH!"
"That never gets old." Link laughed.
After a while, the smashers had finished eating, except for Kirby and Yoshi since they were trying to see who could eat more, all of them got up and prepared for their first day off.
"Have fun smashers. I'm going to go give Crazy his medicine before…"
"WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Came Crazy Hand's voice.
"DANG IT! NOT AGAIN!!!" Master Hand then flew through the double doors to the outside and flew up in to the air. "CRAZY!!! STOP FLYING AROUND IN CIRCLES!!!"
"Yes! A day off from chaos and havoc for once!" Marth cheered.
"Sheesh, you must be excited, you usually are so calm." Roy commented.
"Well what can I say?" Marth asked.
"Well, I think it's high time that we…" Ganondorf started to say when a piece of paper was shoved in his face. "Wah! What's this?" Ganondorf asked taking the paper away from Zelda.
"That's a list of stuff that needs to be taken care of around the mansion." Zelda said.
"So we'll leave you boys to take care of it while we girls head to the spa." Samus said.
"Hey that's not fair!" Link whined.
"Better get started boys…" Peach said waving a finger at them and leaving with Samus and Zelda. The three girls hopped in to a car at the outside of the front gates and drove off leaving a cloud of smoke behind that read, "SUCKERS".
"Ugh…" Roy groaned. "What's the first thing to do?" He asked.
"Clean up sticky notes." C. Falcon read. "Sticky notes?"
"What sticky notes?" Marth asked. The five turned around and saw twenty sticky notes left behind by the other smashers that had various things like,
"Gone to find more food. –Kirby"
"Gone to eat more than Kirby. –Yoshi"
"Don't ask how I wrote this. –DK"
"I've locked myself in the living room. Do not disturb –Snake"
"I can't believe you suckers stayed behind for that. –Wario"
"Uuuuuuugh…" The five of them groaned.
Meanwhile…
Fox and Falco had decided to go and look at one of the buildings that wasn't around in the last Smash Town. Being two of the smashers, they were given permission to roam around freely. The building was a gigantic base of operations. "So this place is set up to defend the smash dimension from outside threats?" Fox asked.
"Yep." Answered a random worker. "We protect this here dimension from inter-dimensional weaponry, known villains, and educational television."
"Nice." Falco said.
"And we also have this gigantic missile that homes in on the nearest armed threat in another dimension. Now I'm going to go have lunch, be careful about what you boys touch." The worker said before walking off.
"You know Falco, we've been through a lot together." Fox said.
"You've got that right, you can always count on me." Falco said to him.
"And you can always count on me." Fox said back. Suddenly Fox's cell phone rang in his pocket. "Oh hang on, judging from the ring-tone I'm guessing it's Krystal." Fox said. Fox pulled out his phone. "Hey Krystal."
"Hello Fox." Krystal said on the other line. Falco quickly got bored listening to Fox talk with Krystal, so he walked off toward a nearby control panel and saw various buttons on it.
"Sheesh, these aren't very exciting either." He said.
"So you guys are dining in Corneria? Good to hear that it's back to normal." Fox said. "And ROB's getting serviced as well? Glad to hear you guys are enjoying yourselves."
"Oh how dull." Falco said quietly when he leaned on a big red button. Suddenly the whole base started to shake violently. "Huh?" Falco looked out the window behind him and noticed a large missile flying off through a wormhole. Fox was oblivious to the whole thing. "Why do I get the feeling something bad is about to happen?" Falco asked. Suddenly a large
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM
Could be heard on the other end of Fox's phone.
"Krystal! What the heck was that?" Fox asked. There was a pause for a minute, then Krystal finally said.
"Fox, you're not going to believe this, but some gigantic missile blew up the Great Fox."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?!" Fox shouted. Falco panicked, he heard that quite clearly.
"Oh crap…" Falco thought to himself. "This cannot get any worse."
"It gets worse than that Fox…" Krystal said on the other line.
"What can be worse than the Great Fox blowing up?" He asked.
"Peppy just called the insurance agency, they said they don't cover missile strikes…" She said.
"Damn it." Falco thought.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME OUR INSURANCE AGENCY COVERS NEAR SUICIDAL NOSE DIVES WHILE INSECTS ARE INFECTING THE SHIP BUT IT DOESN'T COVER MISSLIE STRIKES!!!" Fox shouted at the top of his lungs. "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!"
Meanwhile…
The three pokemon and Ness were at the playground in the park with several little children. Mewtwo was floating cross-legged at the top of a nearby tree meditating. "Hmmmm… I'm sensing a disturbance… three feet and two inches behind this tree." Mewtwo thought to himself.
"HEY NESS!!!" Shouted some boy's voice.
"Oh-no…" Ness said quietly. Ness turned around and off in the distance behind the tree Mewtwo was meditating on top of, Pokey Minch was walking toward the playground. "What do you want Pokey?" Ness asked.
"I…"
"…you want to beat me up." Ness said unenthused.
"Hey! How dare you read my mind!" Pokey shouted.
"I dare." Ness said.
"NEEEEEEEEEEESS!" Pokey shouted. "Come right in front of me and say that to my face!" Ness walked up and said.
"I dare."
"AUUUUGGGHHH!!!" Pokey threw a punch that was stopped in mid-air by some invisible force. Ness then flicked his finger to the air and Pokey went flying backward in to some bushes. "AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Then a random squirrel jumped in to the bushes. "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! GET IT OFF!!!" Pokey shouted.
"What a nuisance." Ness sighed.
A few feet behind him, Pikachu and Pichu were making sand drawings and smiling real cute-like while doing so. Let's hear what they have to say translated shall we?
"This is fun." Pikachu said smiling while drawing an anvil, giving me inspiration for later.
"Yes this is." Pichu said while drawing a giant bowling ball in the sand, giving me further inspiration. Pichu's child-like mischief then overwhelmed him, he walked behind Pikachu, and YANKED on his tail.
"Yeouch!" Pikachu shouted leaping in to the air. When Pikachu landed, he turned around and stared at Pichu evilly.
"Uh… you had… a lot of sand on your tail?" Pichu suggested sheepishly.
"I think you should start running!!!" Jigglypuff shouted while finishing her sandcastle.
"AAAAAAAHHHH!!!" Pichu turned around and ran away from Pikachu.
"No wait! You have sand on your tail too!" Pikachu shouted while chasing after him angrily.
Meanwhile…
Bowser was walking down a relatively empty street with only a single toad family across the road, a Hylian man that just passed him, and a Pokemon trainer behind the toad family in the area. Bowser was looking around him quite cautiously.
"It's been a while since the author's written a flat-out humor fic, he may have gotten me with a plate already, but I had better keep my guard up." Bowser said to no one in particular. Suddenly Bowser noticed a round shadow growing bigger around his head. Bowser looked up, and jumped to the side just as a giant bowling ball nearly hit him. "Ha! You missed!" Bowser shouted while pointing at the sky.
"I wouldn't say that!" The pokemon trainer shouted.
"Why?" Suddenly an anvil hit Bowser in the head. "Ooooohhh…" Bowser moaned, it was then that the giant bowling ball rolled over top of Bowser. "GACK… my back…"
Meanwhile…
DK was at a small casino. DK looked around a tad confused, he thought the bananas used right next to the words "Bundle o' winnings" meant that this was a banana store. Then a somewhat skinny man of average height wearing a brown tux with the jacket loose that matched his eyes and hair, and a spotted tie walked up. "Hello Donkey Kong." Ron Host said.
"Huh?" DK looked confused.
"Yes I'm running this casino. How would you like to join in a game of poker?" Ron Host asked.
"Hmmmm…" DK thought, then shrugged and followed Ron Host. The table had two other random players, Luigi, and Wario at the table.
"Hey DK!" Luigi waved.
"Hm? What are you doing here monkey?" Wario asked.
"Eh…" DK shrugged once again.
"Just remember fellas, we're playing Texas Hold 'em style Poker." Ron Host said before walking off.
"Mario?" DK asked.
"Actually, he-a didn't say what-a he was-a going to-a do." Luigi said while dealing the cards. The three cards on the table were a jack, an Ace, and a ten, all of them hearts. After a nine of spades and an eight of clubs were added, Luigi Wario and DK were the only ones that had not folded.
"Ha! Two pair! Jack and an Ace! I win!" Wario shouted.
"You-a beat-a me… what do-a you have-a DK?" Luigi asked; he leaned over and saw DK holding a king and a queen of hearts. "DK! That gives-a you a royal flush-a!!!" Luigi shouted.
"WHAT!!!" Wario shouted.
Meanwhile…
Mario was off in some club break-dancing on the multi-colored disco floor with the disco ball overhead. "Go Mario! Go Mario! Go Mario! Go Mario! Go Mario!" Everyone was shouting while Mario was breaking it down.
"Wah-haaaaaaaaaaa!" Mario shouted while spinning like a top on his head.
Meanwhile…
Peach, Samus, and Zelda are all lying face down on three seperate bed in swimsuits receiving massages from three different men while scented candles are burning next to their beds. "I wonder how those boys are doing with the cleaning." Zelda said while sighing.
"They probably don't even know how to work the vacuum." Samus said.
"Oh they can't be that dense." Peach said.
Meanwhile…
"So… how the heck does this thing work?" Ganondorf said while looking at the large canister vacuum. The five were in the study on the second floor. And it was a pretty big study with plenty of books and various mathematical instruments.
"Uh… let me get the manual." Link said pulling out some book. "Oh wait, this isn't the manual." Link said.
"It must have been thrown out already." C. Falcon said.
"Oh well, let's just start it." Roy said. Ganondorf held it while Roy hit the on switch. The vacuum then began blowing out a whole lot of dust and trash across the whole study.
"Gah! Turn it off!" C. Falcon shouted while getting a whole bunch of dust in the face. Marth quickly turned it off.
"Oooohhh… so that's what reverse does." Ganondorf said.
"So let's do it like this." Marth reached for the knob that was pointing to reverse and quickly changed it to normal. However he failed to notice the knob pointing to maximum power. "Let it rip." Marth said. Ganondorf turned on the vacuum and it began inhaling every bit of dust and trash it had previously sucked up, however…
"GAH! My hat!" Link's hat suddenly flew toward the vacuum and was sucked in.
"My cape!" Roy shouted as he was dragged toward the vacuum with his cape.
"Gah! Turn it off!" C. Falcon shouted.
"Right!" Ganondorf accidentally crushed the vacuum around the on/off switch. "Augh! It's jammed!" Ganondorf shouted.
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!" Roy shouted as the vacuum began to suck in his cape. Everyone else began pulling as hard as they could, Ganondorf lost control of the vacuum and it began flying around, carrying the five of them with it, wrecking the whole study, knocking off books and miniature versions of famous sculptures.
"HOW DO YOU STOP THIS THING!?!" Marth shouted.
"WHY DID IT SUCK UP MY HAT!!!" Link shouted.
"THAT'S IT!!! FLARE SWORD!" Roy jammed his sword in to the vacuum and…
KABOOM
The vacuum exploded, sending the five burnt smashers flying in to the walls, further wrecking the place, which was now scorched and covered in dust.
"Roy… you are such a genius." C. Falcon said sarcastically.
"Well excuuuuuuse me." Roy said.
Marth pulled the list out of his pocket and read the next part. "Clean up all mess you no doubt made while trying to do everything on this list." Marth read.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Ganondorf shouted.
Meanwhile…
"Sheesh, they're making a ruckus up there." Snake said while reading the newspaper in an easy chair in the living room. The room has white walls and plush red carpeting, and various chairs and sofas strewn around the room. Suddenly the doorbell started to ring. "WOULD SOMEONE GET THAT!!!" Snake said. It was then that he heard the fifth explosion he had heard all day from upstairs. "Maybe I should get that…" Snake said putting down his newspaper and heading toward the dining room.
Snake entered the hallway and passed a number of doors and entered the door at the end of the hallway. Snake walked in to the dining room and turned to his right toward the front doors. Once he got there, he opened them to see…
"Hi snaky boy!"
"Mr. 2? What the heck are you doing here?" Snake asked.
"It's not Mr. 2 anymore. Call me Bon Chan big boy." Bon Chan said. "And can't I just drop by to say hi?"
"No." Snake said quite bluntly.
"Oh boo-hoo… and even after I went through all the trouble to make this for you." Bon Chan said. He reached under his pink swan coat and pulled out a small pink pillow that had white embroidery around the stitching, it also had Bon Chan's face on it making a kissy face.
"You really… shouldn't have." Snake said.
"I know, but I did anyways. Here you go." Before Snake could do anything else, Bon Chan shoved it in to his hands and danced his way down the walkway. "I'll see you later snaky boy!" Bon Chan shouted before hopping in to his swan car and driving off.
Snake looked at the pillow for a second and thought, "This would be an excellent substitute for firewood if I got stranded in the wilderness." Snake turned around and shut the door before going back to the living room.
Meanwhile…
"What is taking so long to get the food ready!?" A lady shouted in to the kitchen.
"Why can't you cook faster! I'm starving!" A man shouted.
"What kind of all-you-can-eat buffet is this!?" Another man shouted.
"Ooooohhhh… those two are eating us out of business." The waiter complained looking at Kirby and Yoshi's table. Both of them had piled their plates with food.
"Pyo!"
"Yoshi!"
Finally an angry kid walked up to there table and put chocolate laxatives on top of their cakes and walked off. When those two finally got to their cakes, they swallowed them whole and took a second to breathe when…
"PYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"YOOOOOOOOOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!" The two bolted up from their table and bolted toward the restroom. Then they quickly ran out, since the restroom stalls were full, then they bolted out the door.
Meanwhile…
"You know, nothing has happened to us really since this chapter started." Meta-Knight said walking down the street.
"Maybe it's for the best." Pit suggested.
"Hmmm… perhaps it is." Meta-Knight said.
"Say why'd you buy thumbtacks anyways?" Pit asked Meta-Knight.
"I don't know. Say isn't that Kirby and Yoshi?" Meta-Knight asked.
"Yeah I think it is." Pit said. "Hi guys!"
"PYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!"
"Huh?" Pit and Meta-Knight uttered. Suddenly Kirby and Yoshi crashed right in to the two of them and sent them flying in to the air.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Meanwhile…
Bowser was now more cautious than ever as he walked out of the dollar store with a first aid kit. "I'm safe now." Bowser said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Huh?" Bowser looked up to see Pit and Meta-Knight about to crash on top of him. "Not happening!" Bowser jumped to the side once again and let Pit and Meta-Knight hit the pavement. "Ha! Safe!" Bowser shouted.
"Hey, where are my hammers?" Pit asked.
"And where are my thumbtacks?" Meta-Knight asked.
"What?" Bowser asked. He looked up just in time to see several hammers fall on top of his head.
BONK
BAM
BANG
CONK (repeat twenty times.)
"Ooooooooooohhhhhh… Bowser fell down on to his back. He opened his eyes when he noticed a box of thumbtacks spinning around in the air until it finally opened with all of the thumbtacks pointing towards Bowser. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" The thumbtacks all hit Bowser in various places on his body, missing pretty much only his eyes. "Aaaaaaaahhh…" Bowser moaned.
Meanwhile…
Y. Link and the Ice Climbers were at the arcade playing a three player virtual reality game against each other. The game had the three of them running around some virtual field shooting lasers at each other. "Yes! Take that!" Y. Link said.
"Augh! You shot me!" Nana said.
"How dare you hurt Nana!" Popo said.
"Hey!" Y. Link said as Popo took away his last life. "I avenged you Nana."
"We're playing against each other you know." Nana said.
"Oh…"
"Bye-bye." It was then that Nana took away Popo's last life. "I win!" She cheered.
"Hey, it's getting late, we should head back soon." Y. Link said looking at the clock.
"Yeah I guess we should." Popo agreed. Suddenly Yoshi and Kirby burst in and bolted in to the restrooms. The three kids blinked for a second, turned to face each other, then they just shrugged and walked out.
Meanwhile…
"One more time monkey!" Wario shouted.
"Wario, you've-a lost ten-a games in a row-a." Luigi said.
"Oooo?" DK was still confused at the humongous chip pile next to him.
"Deal again!" Wario demanded.
"Okey-dokey." Luigi said. He dealt the cards, the five cards that ended up being on the table were a 2 of diamonds, an eight of clubs, a three of spades, a five of clubs, and a six of hearts. Wario had a six and a three.
"Hmmmmm… only two pair, I better just fold." Wario said. DK put all his chips back on the line. The others folded as well. DK showed his hand, it had nothing that matched the cards on the table, and the others had only one pair.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" Wario growled.
"Casino's closing! Author's orders!" Ron Host shouted.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Wario shouted.
Meanwhile…
"Mama-mia! I'm-a late to-a pick up the-a ladies!" Mario shouted when he finally noticed the clock. Mario bolted out of the door and jumped in to a very modest car. Mario floored the pedal and drove off. Knocking over an "Enter here" and an "Exit here" sign. Everyone then got confused and entered the exit and exited the enter area and vice versa, causing a massive wreck.
After a whole lot of speeding, Mario took a turn too fast at a four-way intersection and accidentally knocked over a STOP sign before completing the turn. This soon caused a massive wreck at the four-way intersection.
"What's taking Mario so long?" Zelda asked.
"I'm sure he was doing something worthwhile." Peach said.
"Yeah, Mario wouldn't be late without a good reason." Samus said.
"You're right. Oh here he is." Zelda said. Mario's car had slowed down considerably and gently stopped in front of the girls.
"Sorry I'm-a late… I… was-a having to make up for forgetting my-a wallet at some-a restaurant." Mario said.
"Well, at least you made up for it." Samus said while getting in the back
"Most people would probably drive off in an instant." Peach said while climbing in to the front.
"Uh… yeah…" Mario said. "Well, at-a least I-a did pay the-a club." Mario thought. Mario started the car and drove off.
Meanwhile…
"Okay thanks guys." C. Falcon said as he paid the last member of the cleaning crew.
"No problem." A random crew worker said before running off.
"So… no telling the girls." Link said.
"Because they'll just rub it in our faces." Marth said.
"Agreed." Ganondorf said. Fox and Falco then walked up the walkway, heads hung down low.
"What's eating you guys?" Roy asked.
"The Great Fox just blew up… and I don't know who's responsible…" Fox moaned.
"Um… it's alright Fox?" Falco said.
"Oh Falco, you're always there for me." Fox said.
"Uuuuuggghhh…" Falco moaned. "Sure thing buddy." Falco said while wincing at the guilt.
"Ooooookay then." Link said. It was then that Mario drove up with the girls in the car. Mario turned the car in to the gravel driveway and parked the car in the garage. The girls walked up to the boys.
"How'd the cleaning go guys?" Samus mocked.
"Just fine." Roy said indignantly.
"Seriously?" Zelda asked.
"Of course. What else did you expect?" C. Falcon asked.
"Total destruction." Peach answered.
"Nice to know how much faith you have in us." Ganondorf said. The eight of them walked in to the house.
Later…
"Man, nothing interesting really happened today." Ness said.
"Pichu…" He moaned as he was rubbing his tail.
"Oh well." Mewtwo said. Bowser then lumbered up the steps to the third floor when all of a sudden he stepped on a bar of soap and fell down the stairs.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! DOH! OW! GAH! WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! OOF!!!"
"Now that… was funny." Ness said smiling.
"Jigglypuff?"
"Come to think of it, where are Kirby and Yoshi?"
Meanwhile…
"Yoshi…?" He asked sickly from behind the arcade bathroom stall.
"Pyo…" He answered from behind the neighboring stall.
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"Ah… that was fun." I sigh in relief.
"Say why do you like to pick on Bowser anyways?" Ron Host asked.
"Eh… he's just fun to drop stuff on top of."
"Okay then. Works for me." Ron Host said.
"Let me know what you think guys!" I shout to the readers.
"Who you talking to?" Ron asked.
"…"
"What?"