Author's note: this is my first fic on this site, and I tried to get the dates right. Please don't be too harsh! PLEASE REVIEW!!! And I apologize if any characters are majorly out of character. And by the power vested in the author(s), the stupid virus thing Max has just went poof! But if you think about it, wouldn't it be cool if it were slayer vs. X5?
Disclaimer: I own nothing!
The Meeting
By Imsupersam2006
The day all started in Seattle, Washington in the world of Dark Angel when Max got a call from Logan. "Hey, Max, I need you to come over. I found new Manticore clues."
"Okay, I'll be right over," Max replied on her spiffy cell phone. She jumped her spiffy motorcycle and drove towards Logan's spiffy apartment. She arrived at the apartment building and met up with Logan in front of his computer where he had all the data stored. "So what'd you find?" she asked.
Logan began accessing files and stuff on his coolio computer when the stupid thing started to go crazy. A flash of white light surrounded them and then they noticed that nothing was under their feet anymore. In fact, they realized they were falling. Bum bum bummm..... From where you ask? From the sky, that's where.
They fell until they could fall no longer and landed on something not as hard as they were expecting. And when they landed on this, it started screaming at them. They were screaming because they were people. One of these people was a girl of about 20 with blonde hair, and she wasn't all that tall. Quite short, in fact. She was accompanied by a taller guy, though not as tall as other people with very bleached blonde hair that looked very weird for his head. And whenever he yelled at them, he spoke with an English accent.
Max already had a headache from the earlier fall, and these people were only making it worse. Finally she screamed at the top of her lungs, "SHUT UP!!"
Logan, who was still on the ground because he was unconscious, lied there and the other two people actually shut up.
"Okay," Max started in a lower voice, "first off, what the hell happened? Second, where the hell am I, and third, who the hell are you?"
The blonde girl spoke up. "I don't know, you're in Sunnydale, California and I'm Buffy. And this loser," she gestured to her friend, "calls himself Spike. [(bum bum BUMMMM)] Hey, is he okay?" Buffy pointed to Logan.
"Uh....." Max was at a loss for words. "Logan? Logan, wake up!" she yelled at him as she nudged him with her foot.
Buffy and Spike gave each other weird looks and then gave Max weird looks. "Do you think she's right in the head?" Spike asked Buffy.
"I doubt it, but lets humor them just so they don't flip out or anything."
Then, just because we say so, and because we have nothing better to do, we summoned a vampire so we could put cool stuff in the plot. The stupid undead thing came up to them screaming its flippin' head off, then just stopped. "AAHHHHHH!!!" Max screamed back. "I can do that just as well as you can!" She then brought her hand up and smacked the vampire in the face, which sent it flying about 10 feet.
"WEEEEE!!" the vampire screamed. All the while, Buffy and Spike were standing by with stakes.
"Hey....." Buffy whined. "We're supposed to be the ones to kick ass." So while the vampire was lying there, not moving, Buffy ran over, staked it, then ran back over. "All better. Now, are you like, another slayer, or just.... I dunno. What?"
Just then, Logan finally woke up. For some, if any reason, he and Spike engaged in a staring contest. Then Spike walked over, knelt down and said, "What're you gonna do? Glare me to death? 'Cause it's not gonna work. I'm already dead."
"Bummer," replied Logan weakly. Then he blacked out.... Again.
Okay, that was..... yeah. It definitely got weirder as it got farther. So whatcha think? Good, bad, or wanna run me out of town? Okay, hope you had as much insane fun reading this as I had writing it, cuz we just put whatever we thought up in there. Not really sure if there's gonna be an actual plot, but hey, it works. If I get any flames, I'll grab some marshmallows, chocolate, and grahm crackers, and make s'mores! So there!
Disclaimer: I own nothing!
The Meeting
By Imsupersam2006
The day all started in Seattle, Washington in the world of Dark Angel when Max got a call from Logan. "Hey, Max, I need you to come over. I found new Manticore clues."
"Okay, I'll be right over," Max replied on her spiffy cell phone. She jumped her spiffy motorcycle and drove towards Logan's spiffy apartment. She arrived at the apartment building and met up with Logan in front of his computer where he had all the data stored. "So what'd you find?" she asked.
Logan began accessing files and stuff on his coolio computer when the stupid thing started to go crazy. A flash of white light surrounded them and then they noticed that nothing was under their feet anymore. In fact, they realized they were falling. Bum bum bummm..... From where you ask? From the sky, that's where.
They fell until they could fall no longer and landed on something not as hard as they were expecting. And when they landed on this, it started screaming at them. They were screaming because they were people. One of these people was a girl of about 20 with blonde hair, and she wasn't all that tall. Quite short, in fact. She was accompanied by a taller guy, though not as tall as other people with very bleached blonde hair that looked very weird for his head. And whenever he yelled at them, he spoke with an English accent.
Max already had a headache from the earlier fall, and these people were only making it worse. Finally she screamed at the top of her lungs, "SHUT UP!!"
Logan, who was still on the ground because he was unconscious, lied there and the other two people actually shut up.
"Okay," Max started in a lower voice, "first off, what the hell happened? Second, where the hell am I, and third, who the hell are you?"
The blonde girl spoke up. "I don't know, you're in Sunnydale, California and I'm Buffy. And this loser," she gestured to her friend, "calls himself Spike. [(bum bum BUMMMM)] Hey, is he okay?" Buffy pointed to Logan.
"Uh....." Max was at a loss for words. "Logan? Logan, wake up!" she yelled at him as she nudged him with her foot.
Buffy and Spike gave each other weird looks and then gave Max weird looks. "Do you think she's right in the head?" Spike asked Buffy.
"I doubt it, but lets humor them just so they don't flip out or anything."
Then, just because we say so, and because we have nothing better to do, we summoned a vampire so we could put cool stuff in the plot. The stupid undead thing came up to them screaming its flippin' head off, then just stopped. "AAHHHHHH!!!" Max screamed back. "I can do that just as well as you can!" She then brought her hand up and smacked the vampire in the face, which sent it flying about 10 feet.
"WEEEEE!!" the vampire screamed. All the while, Buffy and Spike were standing by with stakes.
"Hey....." Buffy whined. "We're supposed to be the ones to kick ass." So while the vampire was lying there, not moving, Buffy ran over, staked it, then ran back over. "All better. Now, are you like, another slayer, or just.... I dunno. What?"
Just then, Logan finally woke up. For some, if any reason, he and Spike engaged in a staring contest. Then Spike walked over, knelt down and said, "What're you gonna do? Glare me to death? 'Cause it's not gonna work. I'm already dead."
"Bummer," replied Logan weakly. Then he blacked out.... Again.
Okay, that was..... yeah. It definitely got weirder as it got farther. So whatcha think? Good, bad, or wanna run me out of town? Okay, hope you had as much insane fun reading this as I had writing it, cuz we just put whatever we thought up in there. Not really sure if there's gonna be an actual plot, but hey, it works. If I get any flames, I'll grab some marshmallows, chocolate, and grahm crackers, and make s'mores! So there!