"And suddenly, a mysterious and handsome white haired young man appeared and…"
"Okay Mr. Joule, that's quite enough…. You may sit down." The teacher turned back to the papers on her desk.
The boy sat down and turned to his friend Dearka, who sat behind him. "I tell ya man, that stupid old hag wouldn't know a good piece of writing even if it made hot monkey love to her!" His best friend looked totally uninterested in his dilemma.
Dearka looked at him, "Well, Yzak, I don't really think anyone here cares about a story where a guy gets revenge on a half-chicken, half-burger hybrid that killed his apple tree…"
Yzak stared at his friend in anger as he corrected him, "It's a half-chicken, half-WOMBAT!" he yelled overly loudly.
"Mr. Joule, do you have a problem that you would like to discuss with the class?" The teacher said. "Or would you like to visit Principal Zala?"
"No ma'am" Yzak said solemnly "Sorry"
"Pwn3d'", Dearka said laughing.