The Mario Gang's Wacky Vacation Chapter 1: The Meeting
This is my first fic that has SWEARING in it, so I'd be careful if I was you, dude. Begin Day 1...
(Our story begins in Princess Peach Toadstool's castle where go kart drivers Mario, Luigi, Toad, Yoshi, Wario, D.K., and Bowser along with her highness herself, have come together to disscuss an issue.)
Peach: I'm bored. Ruling this stupid kingdom is hard and boring. Do any of you have any suggustions on what I can do? Yes, Bowser.
Bowser: Yeah. Let me do the ruling. I'll take reeeeeal good care of your kingdom.
Peach: Hmm...nuh uh. Bowser, you are not taking over the kingdom. Think people. Does anyone know of a good place I can stay at? Yoshi?
Yoshi: You can go to Yoshi's Island. It's a nice place, you know.
Peach: Ummm...oooookay. Anywhere else?
D.K.: A trip to California would be cool. I hear they have some of the coolest hotals there.
Mario: Frankly, I'd like to show her my old place in Brooklyn.
D.K.: I say California!
Mario: I say New York!
D.K.: California!
Mario: New York!
Peach: Boys, I can't go to the 'real world' and no, I don't want to go to California. That would cost a fortune. Toad, tell everyone how much money we have.
Toad: According to my calculations, not much.
Peach: Can someone please think of a cheap place that's better than some dinosaur-infested island. Yes Luigi.
Luigi: I know an island that has a swimming pool and a trampoline-
Peach: Hawaii?! I said no 'real world'!
Luigi: You didn't let me finish, you silly girl. You see, the island I'm talking about is one that my high school buddy, Phil, owns. You know...Phillip Island.
Peach: Yes, go on...
Luigi: Well, I'm sure it won't cost much if Phil knows that I'm helping you out, your highness. You know, I hear there's a neat little club house of some sort. I've never been there so I don't know for sure.
D.K.: I say California, you dingaling!
Mario: I say New York, you moron!
Peach: Well, at least you came up with something better than those two, but are you sure this would be okay with Phil?
Luigi: I'll give him a call.
(Luigi took out his cell phone and dialed a number. On the other end, the phone rang twice, then someone anwsered it.)
Phil: Hello? This is Phil speaking.
Luigi: Hey Phil.
Phil: Yo Luigi buddy. What's up? Long time, no hear.
Luigi: I've got a little bit of a dilemma here. The princess wants to take a vacation and the only good place I can think of is your island. I was wondering if she c-
Phil: Whoa! Peach wants to come to my lil island?!
Luigi: Yeah. Is that okay with you?
Phil: Well me and...hold on a sec. Boys! Keep the TV down!.........Okay, I'm back.
Luigi: What was that about?
Phil: Oh the boys were playing one of their Nintendo games.
Luigi: 64?
Phil: Yup. Me and the boys were just gonna leave for awhile. You could always look after the house while we're gone. It would be an honor to have her highness over here. Tell you what, I'll pick up you and the princess tomarrow. Okay?
Mario: Hey Weegie. I wanna go on vacation too.
Bowser: I need to take a vacation from taking over the kingdom. Ask him if I can come.
Phil: I didn't realize there were others. Well, you can take them too. It would be an honor to help out her highness.
Luigi: I didn't know they wanted to come either. See ya later.
(Luigi hung up the phone.)
Luigi: Well, Phil is coming to pick us up tomarrow. We should go home and pack our stuff.
Peach: Thank you. Maybe now I'll be able to do something fun for a change.
Mario: Wha hooooo! Vacation!
Luigi: If you guys want to come, be back here tomarrow with your stuff.
(Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Wario, D.K. and Bowser leave the castle and start to walk to their homes.)
Wario: Yo Luigi. You actually came up with a good idea. I can't wait to go in that swimming pool.
D.K.: It's not California, but that doesn't bother me. As long as it's a vacation, I'm happy.
Luigi: Well, here's our warp pipe. See ya tomarrow. C'mon, Mario.
(Mario and Luigi jump into the pipe and warp to their house, then they go in and pack their stuff. And they had a lot of stuff. Next morning, we see everyone with their back packs, suit cases, and luggage bags at Peach's castle waiting for Phil to come.)
Peach: Sweet island paradise, here I come.
Toad: Um...highness. While we're on the island, who will rule the kingdom?
Peach: You silly mushroom. The king and queen are supposed to do the real ruling. How much power does a lil ol' princess like me have anyway?
Toad: True true. I assume you called your parents already.
Bowser: Ahhh...I needed a vacation from taking over the kingdom.
Toad: Yeah? Well I need a vacation away from you so shut up.
Luigi: Hey. Here he comes.
(A large boat can be seen in the distance, the it came closer and closer.)
Mario: I guess we're leaving now so I just want to say that-
Waluigi: Wario!
( Waluigi appeared out of nowhere and ran toward Wario.)
Waluigi: Wario, you're not taking a vacation without me, are you?
Wario: Waluigi, the reason I wanted to take a vacation is to get away form you! Buzz off!
Luigi: Way to tell him, Wario.
Waluigi: You guys are no fun...
(The boat got close to the shore, then the driver cut the motor and waved to Luigi.)
Phil: Yo Luigi. How ya doing? Are these all of the vacationers?
Luigi: Everyone, but Waluigi. He can't come.
Phil: Well, all right. Everyone on the boat...that is, ladies first. Princess Peach, may I?
Peach: Yes please, Phil.
Phil: Please, you may call me Phillip.
Peach: Oh...okay, Phillip.
(Phil helped Peach onto the boat, then everyone else got on.)
Toad: Bowser, quit rocking the boat. You're making me seasick.
Bowser: I'm not rocking it, D.K. is.
(Everyone put their stuff in the back of the boat. Waluigi saw his chance. Just as the boat was leaving Waluigi ran, then jumped into the boat and hid in the luggage.
Waluigi: Heh heh heh...
This is my first fic that has SWEARING in it, so I'd be careful if I was you, dude. Begin Day 1...
(Our story begins in Princess Peach Toadstool's castle where go kart drivers Mario, Luigi, Toad, Yoshi, Wario, D.K., and Bowser along with her highness herself, have come together to disscuss an issue.)
Peach: I'm bored. Ruling this stupid kingdom is hard and boring. Do any of you have any suggustions on what I can do? Yes, Bowser.
Bowser: Yeah. Let me do the ruling. I'll take reeeeeal good care of your kingdom.
Peach: Hmm...nuh uh. Bowser, you are not taking over the kingdom. Think people. Does anyone know of a good place I can stay at? Yoshi?
Yoshi: You can go to Yoshi's Island. It's a nice place, you know.
Peach: Ummm...oooookay. Anywhere else?
D.K.: A trip to California would be cool. I hear they have some of the coolest hotals there.
Mario: Frankly, I'd like to show her my old place in Brooklyn.
D.K.: I say California!
Mario: I say New York!
D.K.: California!
Mario: New York!
Peach: Boys, I can't go to the 'real world' and no, I don't want to go to California. That would cost a fortune. Toad, tell everyone how much money we have.
Toad: According to my calculations, not much.
Peach: Can someone please think of a cheap place that's better than some dinosaur-infested island. Yes Luigi.
Luigi: I know an island that has a swimming pool and a trampoline-
Peach: Hawaii?! I said no 'real world'!
Luigi: You didn't let me finish, you silly girl. You see, the island I'm talking about is one that my high school buddy, Phil, owns. You know...Phillip Island.
Peach: Yes, go on...
Luigi: Well, I'm sure it won't cost much if Phil knows that I'm helping you out, your highness. You know, I hear there's a neat little club house of some sort. I've never been there so I don't know for sure.
D.K.: I say California, you dingaling!
Mario: I say New York, you moron!
Peach: Well, at least you came up with something better than those two, but are you sure this would be okay with Phil?
Luigi: I'll give him a call.
(Luigi took out his cell phone and dialed a number. On the other end, the phone rang twice, then someone anwsered it.)
Phil: Hello? This is Phil speaking.
Luigi: Hey Phil.
Phil: Yo Luigi buddy. What's up? Long time, no hear.
Luigi: I've got a little bit of a dilemma here. The princess wants to take a vacation and the only good place I can think of is your island. I was wondering if she c-
Phil: Whoa! Peach wants to come to my lil island?!
Luigi: Yeah. Is that okay with you?
Phil: Well me and...hold on a sec. Boys! Keep the TV down!.........Okay, I'm back.
Luigi: What was that about?
Phil: Oh the boys were playing one of their Nintendo games.
Luigi: 64?
Phil: Yup. Me and the boys were just gonna leave for awhile. You could always look after the house while we're gone. It would be an honor to have her highness over here. Tell you what, I'll pick up you and the princess tomarrow. Okay?
Mario: Hey Weegie. I wanna go on vacation too.
Bowser: I need to take a vacation from taking over the kingdom. Ask him if I can come.
Phil: I didn't realize there were others. Well, you can take them too. It would be an honor to help out her highness.
Luigi: I didn't know they wanted to come either. See ya later.
(Luigi hung up the phone.)
Luigi: Well, Phil is coming to pick us up tomarrow. We should go home and pack our stuff.
Peach: Thank you. Maybe now I'll be able to do something fun for a change.
Mario: Wha hooooo! Vacation!
Luigi: If you guys want to come, be back here tomarrow with your stuff.
(Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Wario, D.K. and Bowser leave the castle and start to walk to their homes.)
Wario: Yo Luigi. You actually came up with a good idea. I can't wait to go in that swimming pool.
D.K.: It's not California, but that doesn't bother me. As long as it's a vacation, I'm happy.
Luigi: Well, here's our warp pipe. See ya tomarrow. C'mon, Mario.
(Mario and Luigi jump into the pipe and warp to their house, then they go in and pack their stuff. And they had a lot of stuff. Next morning, we see everyone with their back packs, suit cases, and luggage bags at Peach's castle waiting for Phil to come.)
Peach: Sweet island paradise, here I come.
Toad: Um...highness. While we're on the island, who will rule the kingdom?
Peach: You silly mushroom. The king and queen are supposed to do the real ruling. How much power does a lil ol' princess like me have anyway?
Toad: True true. I assume you called your parents already.
Bowser: Ahhh...I needed a vacation from taking over the kingdom.
Toad: Yeah? Well I need a vacation away from you so shut up.
Luigi: Hey. Here he comes.
(A large boat can be seen in the distance, the it came closer and closer.)
Mario: I guess we're leaving now so I just want to say that-
Waluigi: Wario!
( Waluigi appeared out of nowhere and ran toward Wario.)
Waluigi: Wario, you're not taking a vacation without me, are you?
Wario: Waluigi, the reason I wanted to take a vacation is to get away form you! Buzz off!
Luigi: Way to tell him, Wario.
Waluigi: You guys are no fun...
(The boat got close to the shore, then the driver cut the motor and waved to Luigi.)
Phil: Yo Luigi. How ya doing? Are these all of the vacationers?
Luigi: Everyone, but Waluigi. He can't come.
Phil: Well, all right. Everyone on the boat...that is, ladies first. Princess Peach, may I?
Peach: Yes please, Phil.
Phil: Please, you may call me Phillip.
Peach: Oh...okay, Phillip.
(Phil helped Peach onto the boat, then everyone else got on.)
Toad: Bowser, quit rocking the boat. You're making me seasick.
Bowser: I'm not rocking it, D.K. is.
(Everyone put their stuff in the back of the boat. Waluigi saw his chance. Just as the boat was leaving Waluigi ran, then jumped into the boat and hid in the luggage.
Waluigi: Heh heh heh...