Kagome and the Quiz

(A/N) I hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha period. No ifs, ands, or buts.

It all started one day when Kagome was frolicking in the meadow.

"La la la la," Kagome sang.

She came up to a big computer right in front of her eyes.

"Oh! What a big surprise! Too bad Inuyasha isn't here. Oh wait, he CAN'T be here! Muoh ho ho! Wait! I sound like Santa Claus!" exclaimed Kagome.

"Santa Claus!!" yelled a little voice from shifts eyes... somewhere.

"Hm, it appears to be on a page called What Inuyasha Character are you? Should I take this quiz? Or should I not? Or should I? Or should I not?"

Two hours later

"Should I? Or should I not? Should I? Or should I not? Should I? Or should I not? Should I? Or should I not? Should I? Or should I not? Should I? Or should I not? Should I? Or should I not? Should I? Or should I not? Should I? Or should I not?"

Five years later.

"Should I? Or should I not? Should I? Or should I not? Should I? Or should I not? Should I? Or should I not? Oh what the heck. I'll do it."

Now we FINALLY (ahem) begin the quiz.

First question:

What animal are you?

a. monkey

b. dog

c. fox

d. two-tailed cat

e. I HATE ANIMALS!!!

"Hmm, I wonder... I'll pick ... a. MONKEY!!!"

Question two:

Which weapon do you prefer?

a. Sword

b. Fire

c. Staff

d. Boomerang

e. Bow and Arrows

f. WHAT!?! I DON'T USE WEAPONS! I KICK BUTT WITH MY FISTS!

g. Evil Henchmen

"I like evil henchmen. shifts eyes Ok. G!"

Question three:

What do people call you?

a. Pervert

b. Beautiful

c. Idiot

d. I HAVE NO FRIENDS

e. Sesshoumaru (DUH!!)

"Uh .. I have no friends. D. OH WAIT! There's ... Ayumi, Eri and Yuka. Oops! Too late to change my answer. Silly moi."

Question four:

How many siblings do you have?

a. 1

b. 1

c. 1

d. 1

e. 1

f. 1

g. 1

h. 0

i. I don't have a family. I'm too EVIL to run or have a family. Too evil to love. Although I do like, no love evil.

"... I think I have ... 6 brothers. WHAT THE HECK! All the choices are 1 or 0 or nothing! I guess I'll pick i. OH YEAH! I'm EVIL!!! EVERYONE WILL NOW BOW DOWN TO ME!"

birds chirp

"FINE! YOU PEOPLE DON'T HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR YOUR ELDERS! WHO CARES! YOU'LL END UP BOWING DOWN TO MY FEET IN THE END ONCE I CONQUER THE WORLD with kindness!"

Question five:

What's your daily choice of clothes?

a. Samurai Suit

b. A Monkey Costume

c. Monk Clothes

d. School Uniform

e. Big puffy red pants and big red puffy shirt

f. I don't wear clothes (I'm nude ... wait, what's that?)

g. Something to impress my lover

"This is a big fat toughy. I guess .. since I chose monkey for my first question, I should choose ... oh whatever. E!"

Beep beep

"CHOOSE B YOU IDIOT!" says the computer.

"This computer is scary. Whatever. I'll go BACK and choose B! Happy you stinkin' computer!?" yelled Kagome.

Your Results:

You are extremely stupid, so we cannot determine what Inuyasha character you are. If you want to be at least something, you can be: A MONKEY!!! (otherwise Naraku)

Naraku:

Dressed like a monkey at all times. NOT STUPID unlike SOME people (ahem) and enjoys taking his evil henchmen and spreading evil.

"Wow! That's great! I never knew that I was Naraku. I always thought that my name was Kagome, and I was a kind person that hates evil. Oh well. This quiz is most likely correct (I think) so, I'll go find myself a monkey suit."

The next day:

"Hey Kagome! What's up?" asked Ayumi.

''Kagome, what's with the monkey suit?" questioned Eri.

''Who is this Kagome you speak of? I am Naraku. My evil henchmen are spreading havoc this instant we talk. They're right there." answered Kagome. She points over to the wall.

bird chirps silent

"Well, they're really really microscopic. Too bad you can't see them. That means you can't stop me." said Kagome.

"Uh ... oookkkkkaaayyyyyy. Whatever Kagome," Yuka replied, looking kind of freaked out.

THE END