BARBIE BOY

Eiri Yuki was sitting on the couch. He had just finished his latest novel and he was BORED OUT OF HIS BLOODY MIND!

His lover known as the infamous Shuichi Shindou was at work as usual working on his new album and it had turned out to this nothing but pure boredom.

Yuki quietly walked over to the CD rack, which was his lovers and noticed a multi colored album cover. He picked it up very slowly. And the album was called NOW. He looked on the back and a band name and title struck his eyes.

" Who in their right mind would name a song that."?

He decided since he was bored and there was nothing else to do he would listen to it. He slipped in the CD an had a sudden memory flash

/flashback/

" You screw up my expensive radio I shall send your bloody ass out to the shadow realm"

/end of flashback/

He slipped in the CD (as I was saying) and turned to the appropriate (makes that little finger sign) number.

The song started out

Hi Barbie

Hi ken

Wanna go for a ride

Sure ken

Jump in

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world

Made of plastic

So fantastic

He thought the song was very fruity and the thought of fruit made him want some thing sugary so he went in to the kitchen to find some sugary treat (chaos people RUN!)

He came back and the song was still playing. He decided on something he never tried before. Bugging the neighbors. He turned the song on blast and started dancing.

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world

Made of plastic

So fantastic

You can brush my hair undress me everywhere

Imagination that is your creation

(Now all you Eiri Yuki fan girls you are going to scream, laugh, and maybe die)

He leaned on a chair and pulled a lever. Out of now where water came done and splashed on him.

" Yuki I'm ho. "

Before shuichi could say any thing else yuki's lips were on his and it was one of those hot kisses that shuichi couldn't stand for him to use when he was in an innocent mood. Yuki nodded toward the bedroom. He picked up shuichi bridal style and led him to the bedroom. And the song ended as usual saying how the fun was just getting started.