The Virus Spreads

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Chapter 1

Ed, Double D, and Eddy dashed between the houses quickly, stopping only to give fearful glances around to make sure it was safe. Finally they made it to Ed's basement and barricaded themselves in.

"This is bad, really bad! All our friends are dead, or worse!" Double D shrieked, as he grabbed Eddy by the shoulders and shook him violently. "Eddy, what are we gonna do n-"

He was cut off as Ed, unintentionally slammed a large box of comics onto him, only his hands and feet poked out. The tallest of the three began digging through his collection and soon yanked one out and opened it.

"This is my favorite zombie comic Eddy," he said, shoving it into Eddy's face. "It's called 'ATTACK OF THE ZOMBIE TEENAGERS FROM THE REALITY SHOW FROM HADES!'"

"How did all this happen?" Eddy asked, as he shoved the heavy box off of the smart member of the trio. "We leave to go to Wrestlemania XXVI and come back to zombies."

"Well Eddy I suspect it has something to-" he began, but was cut off as Eddy covered his mouth with his hand. Upstairs the sounds of footsteps could be heard. They started in the kitchen and worked there way through the house until they started down the basement stairs.

Quickly ducking under the bed the three Eds watched as the door slowly swung open and a pair of blood shoes appeared, they entered the room, and were followed by two more pairs.

"I know there down here," a voice said. "I saw them sneak in here."

The three 14 year olds held their breath as the three zombies paced the room.

"Check under the bed Owen, now!"

"Yes Heather," he replied, walking over the Eds began to cry and pray silently as the bed was lifted effortlessly off of them. They looked up at the massive zombie before them, he was extremely overweight and covered with blood and bits of intestines. What remained of his shirt was gone, showing off his mounds of fat missing chucks of meat. His milky eyes gleamed as his blood smeared lips peeled back in a grim and horrible smile that showed off his black and rotting teeth. "Three little pigs all in a row for me to enjoy."

"Hey, I'm the popular one I get first pick!" another zombie snapped. She was clean compared to Owen, there were no blood and guts on her or her clothes. She was once a beautiful and vain girl, even in death those qualities remained. A single bite wound on her thigh oozed slightly. "You had that little blonde slut all to yourself and didn't share so I get to pick."

"Just hurry up miss thang I'm hungry," a third voice joined in. she was dark skinned and slightly bigger than Heather. The whole left cheek on her face was gone, showing off her teeth and gums. "I haven't eaten all day."

Before any of the three could react, Ed leaned back and brought his head crashing into Owen's groin. The large zombie grabbed his sack and stumbled backwards and crashed down on top of Heather and Leshawna.

"Dammit Owen!" Heather shrieked. "Get off!"

Without a backwards glance the Eds ran from Ed's basement and out of the house.

"How did all this happen?!" Eddy shrieked.

2 Days Earlier

The kids of the Cul-de-sac were having a party in Jimmy's backyard. They were celebrating the Ed's going away to Vegas for three days. Jimmy was talking to Sarah about a new doll he wanted to buy, Kevin was flexing his nonexistent muscles to Nazz, and Rolf and Johnny were stuffing there faces at the food table.

"Help me!" a voice shouted. The group of kids turned to see May Kanker stumble around the corner of the house, her face was pale, and she had an old tshirt pressed against a bloody wound on her shoulder. "Help me…. Monsters…. Help…. Me"

She made it to Sarah before she finally collapsed, the group thronged around the girl to see if she was okay. Sarah supported her head while Nazz held the tshirt in place.

"This looks really bad you guys," Nazz said, pulling the tshirt away so she could get a look. "Someone go call 911!"

"I'll do it," Kevin said, as he ran off into the house.

"Rolf shall go fetch mama for she knows many ways to treat injuries," Rolf said, grabbing Johnny by the arm and dragged him along. "Come Johnny-the-wood-boy Rolf will need assistance!"

"I'll go get some clean towels," Jimmy said, as he stood up and walked into the house. "This shirt is already soaked through."

"May, what happened?" Sarah asked. The blonde girl was extremely pale and sweating profusely, her words came out jumbled and strange.

"Out…. From…. Woods….. Things…. Monsters….. Zombies," when she finished her eyes closed and her breath slowed down, until it stopped. "Nazz never mind, she's gone."

Before there eyes the two girls watched as the Kanker sister opened her eyes, milky and white.

"Nazz she's alive!" Sarah exclaimed, looking over at Nazz, who sighed in relief. Turning back to the girl in her arms Sarah had no time to react as May lunged forward and tore into Sarah's throat. Blood spurted out from the open wound as the young teen stumbled backwards. Pressing her hands to the wound she screamed shrilly before the zombie Kanker tackled her to the ground and began ripping into her guts.

Nazz watched in horror as May pulled Sarah's intestines out and shoved them into her mouth and began chewing and smacking her lips as she gleefully ate. Nazz took a step back and turned and ran towards the house. In the reflection of the sliding glass door she could see May had abandoned Sarah's corpse and was chasing her.

Pulling the door shut she caught May's head between the door and the frame, knocking her to the ground. The blond girl pulled the door open and slammed it on the zombie's head over and over until it finally cracked, spilling her brains out onto the floor.

"Hey Nazz I called the-" Kevin's voiced died in his throat as he looked at the sight before him. May was lying on the floor with her brains spilled out onto the linoleum floor of the kitchen, and Nazz was huddled against the wall and sobbing into her hands.

From the stairs they heard Jimmy scream. Kevin dashed the short distance to the stairs leading to the upstairs. The front door was completely caved in.

'How did I not hear that?' he asked himself. As he turned to go to the stairs he stopped in his tracks. Two girls, one blond the other brunette held Jimmy to the ground and were ripping chucks of his flash with their teeth.

"Kevin help!" Jimmy yelled, causing the two girls to look up at him, their eyes were milky and white.

"Look Bridge more food!" the brunette said, standing up. The blond followed suit.

"I see him Courtney and he's all mine," Bridgette said, shoving Courtney backwards. "Come here big boy and give me a kiss."

As he turned to run Bridgette leaped the distance and knocked him to the floor. Clawing at the carpet he futilely attempted to free himself before Bridgette grabbed both sides of his head and bit down into the top of his skull. Ripping the top of Kevin's skull off she dove into his brains with a renewed frenzy.

"I can't believe I was a vegetarian," she said, swallowing the brains in her blood soaked mouth. "Meat tastes so good!"

Nazz came around the corner after snapping out of her sobbing fit just in time to see Bridgette dig back into Kevin's brains. As she screamed Courtney tackled her to the ground.

Rolf meanwhile was trying to get into his house, but; he couldn't find the key to his door.

"The shed… the cellar… the garage… I don't even know what this one goes to." Rolf muttered, flipping through the many keys he carried. Stopping suddenly Rolf cocked his ear to one side and listened. Johnny stood behind him and looked up at the clouds. "Do you hear that Johnny?"

"Hear what, the clouds?" he asked.

Seconds later Owen came barreling through the back fence, followed by Geoff, DJ, Cody, and Duncan.

"The living dead!" Rolf shrieked. Grabbing Johnny he plowed the bald boy against the door like a battering ram until the door gave in. the zombies started towards the house, but the sounds from the animals drew their attention.

"I feel like some bacon and eggs first," Duncan said.

"Me too dude," Geoff added.

The five zombies attacked the farm animals clustered into Rolf's shed and devoured them quickly. Rolf meanwhile had collected several weapons to protect himself. A scythe, a shovel, a pick, and several large hunting knives.

"Do not fear Johnny, the Son of a Shepard shall protect you from-" he started, but; several pairs of arms reached through the hole in the door, seized Johnny, and dragged him screaming through the hole Rolf made, and quickly devoured him. "…. Never mind"

When they finished, DJ ripped the door from its hinges and stepped inside. Rolf readied the scythe as the large Jamaican zombie charge towards him.

END CHAPTER 1