Plot: Emmett, Jasper, and Edward go to NYC. What could possibly happen?
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"HELLOOOOOOOO, BIG APPLE! HERE I AM!" Jasper yelled as he stepped out of JFK International Airport onto the main street. "OMIGOD WHERE DID THEY FILM SEX AND THE CITY?"
Edward and Emmett rolled their eyes. "I knew I shouldn't have let him watch the crap I TiVo'd," Emmett said.
Edward took out his map of the city. "Okay, so after Jasper makes us see Legally Blonde on Broadway, we should check out all those stores on Canal Street!"
"OMIGOD I LOVE THOSE LEATHER HANDBAGS THEY SELL!" Jasper yelled. Nearby, a group of women stopped and stared at him, either because he was hot, he was scaring them, or because he looked like Leonardo DiCaprio.
Jasper stopped yelling and stared right back at the women until they walked away. When they were a good distance away, he exclaimed, "Wow! Five minutes here and I'm already a STAR!"
"Shut up, Jasper."
"Fine. But one day when I'm on True Hollywood Story you'll be SORRY!"
"Shut up."
"Fine."
The three walked towards the subway station, with Jasper waving at random people who just stared at him, confused.
While waiting for the subway, Emmett and Edward were checking out the subway map while Jasper was continuing to wave at people walking by.
"Jasper, stop being a loser!"
"You just wait! One day when I'm famous all these people will be like 'I knew Jasper Hale before he was famous!' You'll be sorry then, looooooooozers!"
Edward shook his head and turned around before people would realize he was 'related' to the guy yelling "OMIGOD I JUST SAW SARAH JESSICA PARKER!" in the subway tunnel.
"OMIGOD IT WAS TOTALLY HER! SARAH! SARAH JESSICA PAR- oh, crap. Uh, no, ma'am, I wasn't talking to you, I uh, saw, uh. no, I mean, I, uh was, you see, uh, I was watching her show on my, uh, my phone, uh I mean, uh, never mind." And he ran away to the bathrooms where he hid for the next half hour until Emmett made him come out by yelling, "OMIGOD, IS THAT NATALIE PORTMAN?"
A few minutes later, they got onto a subway which brought them closer to the Palace Theatre, where Legally Blonde was playing.
"I can't believe he talked us into this," Emmett muttered as he and Edward walked, heads down, into the theatre behind Jasper whose face was lit up and was so excited he could barely speak.
As they took their seats, Jasper was talking really really really fast with a group of girls behind him.
"Omigod, I know, Reese Witherspoon is like so totally fabulous."
"You will never believe this, when I got here this afternoon, I got this Frauda bag for like 40!"
"Omigod no way!"
"Omigod yes way!"
And they all squealed.
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After the show, they left the theatre, Jasper humming and occasionally singing 'Omigod You Guys' under his breath.
"omigod
omigod, you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
omigod, you guys
omigod, this is happening
Our own homecoming queen and king
Finally she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size
omigod, you guys
omigod!"
"Jasper, if you do not shut up right now, I'm gonna have to break all your chick flick DVD's when we get home."
That shut Jasper up.
The three walked over to Canal Street, with all of the vendors. While Jasper was smelling perfumes (he said they were cologne), Edward and Emmett were checking out the watches.
"We never should have brought him here," Edward muttered.
Emmett was about to respond when a huge group of girls began screaming.
"OMIGOD ITS LEONARDO DICAPRIO! SOMEONE TACKLE HIM!"
"LEO! I LOVE YOU! AAAAHHHHHH!"
"SOMEONE GET HIM! HES RUNNING! LEO, COME BACK!!"
"Uh oh," Emmett said and he and Edward turned to see Jasper running from a huge crowd of people chasing him across the street.
"This is gonna be interesting," Edward said, enjoying the moment.
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Chapter 2: How is Jasper gonna get rid of the crowd chasing him? And what else could happen on their trip?
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