One day Naruto was picking his butt, when he heard horrible singing coming
From next door at Rock Lee's house. He looked in the window and saw Rock Lee singing "THE ROCK LEE DANCE, IS YOUR CHANCE TO WEAR SPANDEX!" so Naruto stabbed him in the head with a kunai.
Gai saw this and said "Naruto, how could you, I will defeat you with the power of undies! Gai then shoved a pair of whity tightys on Naruto's head and Naruto suffocated to death. In heaven Naruto saw Rock Lee who said "Now I shall get my revenge!" "Why?" Naruto asked. "Because you killed me for singing!" "Only because your singing killed my pet rubber chicken"
"And now I will kill you!" Then Rock Lee beat the Hershey squirts out of Naruto.
Then Gai walked up to Lee and said "Hi." Then Lee yelled "Gai Sensei! When did you die?" "I got shot by a wiener dog omelet."