COD4: teh snipers tail
A fanfic by teh sniper king.
Commander sgt jonson was sitting in the bac of the supertank of da sas. He was thinkin' about the batle that waz coming. he thot about all da people he once kiled, evryone n his sqwad liked jonson, and since he wuz a sniper what they al called him sniper viper. "i am goin 2 kill al the russons dey kiled my freind, dey make me sooooo mad!" said sniper viper as he ponched the wall. his frends tryed to calm him down, but dey coldnt. Sniper viper was so mad. "fuck him that fuckin' fucker, I will kill al ove them!!" sniper viper den had a flashback, he rembered the day his frend dyed.
It wuz a cold day in siberea, where sniper viper an his frien landd, den hiz frend took of her armysuit and it was…a girl. "i liked makin' out wit u it wuz so fun now it is time to do wat I hav 2 do the rossanz r lanching satalite that will blow up da wite house. "Yes" she said as she lowded her wepon, that wuz a SAW wit a million bullets. Dey walked thru da ice felds and sawed zakev, where he said "HAHAHAHAHA I WIL BLOW UP DA WITE HOWZE NOW AND DEESTROY AMERIKAZ!!111"
Sniper viper got up from da place dat him and his frend wer hiding and yelled "Y SO SERIOUS?!" (AN: lol, dark night, geddit, it wuz a refferece) and fired bullits at him. zakkevv doged them and yelld "kill da amerikanz" then a lot ove bad guyz jumpd out of da backgrowd, and startd shooting at them. Sniped viper got up and sad "tiem to kill the terists" siper viper grammed his rofle and did backflip and shotted at them, 12 of dem said "AAAAAAH" n dey all died. "Hahahahahahah, i m da best." Then, zakkevv thru a bomb at his frend an it xploded.
"NOOOOOOOOOO U WILL PAY ZAKKKEVV FOR KILLING MY FREND!!"
Zakkev laffed as he got in hiz rocket car, "hahahahaha, u suck sniper viper!"
Sniper viper reloded his gun n sad "my frend is ded, but I kan still stop da satlite and do wat I need to do for my cuntry and live up to da name sniper viper" So sniper viper drove in hiz motorcicle and burs thru da ruf and killed sum russkans he found da satlite base place and blewed it up.
"now i did what neded to be did i am hero! but my frend is still ded, and I WILL VENGE HER DETH!!1"
just as he sad diz, he relizd he was in the present and the Jenearal said "TIME TO KILL SUM RUUSSSIONS!"
sniper viper lowded his gun and left da supertank.
TO B CONTINUED?
(AN: thx 2 my frends 4 ideaz on how 2 mak my writin, now give me gud revows.)