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"America, you should really lay off the McDonalds." Canada nags.
America talks through the food in his mouth, "You, know, we eat about the same amount of McDonalds."
"No we don't." Canada is annoyed that America would think such.
"It's true bro; you have about 24,616 people per McDonalds. I have about 22,174 people per McDonalds. That's really close. Australia has 25,317 people per McDonalds. Japan has 38,903 people per McDonalds. France has 52,223 people per McDonalds and the UK has 52,341 people per McDonalds. So don't believe them when they say they don't like McDonalds."
"You're making that up."
"Am not, check it out on your phone."
Canada does just that. "How do you even know that?"
"Dude, it's one of my companies. Born in the USA. How could I not know about it?"
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America divvies up the hoppin' John and hands the plates around. There's a couple of baskets of cornbread in the center of the picnic tables. America also puts a side of greens on everyone's plate. It was January 1st and they were all having a picnic lunch out in Alabama. Mexico and Canada were there as well as China, Japan, and Korea. Korea was complaining about a headache, apparently he suffers from severe migraines.
"This is a traditional American food to celebrate the New Year."
China, Japan, and Korea look puzzled. "Is anything the matter?" America queries.
"This has rice in it." Japan observes.
"Well, yeah, it's supposed to; it's tradition."
"Tradition?" Korea asks, rather surprised.
"Yeah, what's wrong?"
"American's don't eat rice." China states as if it were a well known fact. All of the Asian countries shake their head in agreement. Canada and Mexico frown, puzzled.
"American's eat plenty of rice. They always have. We eat Oriental and Mexican foods that have rice, but American cuisine has also always had rice." America explains, surprised at having to make this explanation. The Asian countries look doubtful, but everyone proceeds to eat the New Year's feast.
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It's true, that people from Asian countries think that American's don't eat rice. I think it's part of the governmental efforts to block attempted American imports of rice. They lie to their citizens about American rice. I even heard someone say that American rice was not edible and was grown for biofuel. It's ridiculous.
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"The one and true king of Maple, Canada. All hail Canada." America declares as Japan and Germany throw confetti on Canada. Canada stands there slightly embarrassed, but pleased. "So, how do you get the maple syrup out of him?" Germany asks. "That's easy," America declares with a smile, "you stick this in him."
"Stick that where?" Japan inquires as his nose starts to bleed. Canada starts to look worried. "Shouldn't you use some lube?" Germany asks, his entire face flushed. "Nah, that would affect the flavor." Canada runs away.
"Canada, get back here and give me some of that sweet lovin'!" America shouts as he chases after the retreating Canadian. "You should do that kind of thing to Maple trees!" Canada shouts back without slowing down.
"You're sick. I'm not some kind of ergostasiophile."
Canada, still not slowing down, says, "You're the one who's sick! What are you even going on about?"
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