The day started as normal...I wake up to knocks on my door.. newscasters asking the same question i hear everyday "dj squall, dj squall... who would win in a battle with you and cloud??" To which every day i reply i am not sure!! So that morning i called Cloud using phs... (that dumbass needs to upgrade his stuff.. huh?) to settle on an answer once and for all. I said "Cloud I wanna show these people whose boss by kickin your ass.." to which he replied "bring it on bitch!!" So that settled it, We were to battle on the next day at Planet Earth which is a kickass club in which I deejay. (Next Day) We both arrived there at the same exact time, 8:00 in the morning the sun was rising and all hell would soon break loose. We both knew the other opponent was a formidable foe. And surprisingly enough he had good poster.. I would soon take care of that. haha. So after some pre battle trashing. we commenced battle. He made the first move. A swift blow to the head left blood dripping down my brow. it was close. and he was lucky. I made the next. I quickly spun up a round of "name of the game" by the crystal method. And flung it at him as quickly as I could. Which inadvertantly sliced off three of his fingers. He said "The Name Of The Game is im going to kick your ass!!!" So he came at me as to slice off an arm or even my head!! And.. He suceeded I am now a one armed deejay. But I said fuck it! And spun up "eminem's Without Me" surprisingly enough this sliced open his cranium and inside was a little man who screamed "AHHHHH OH SHIT SON.. BEETLE JUICE IN THA HOUSE!!!!" now I had never seen anything like this so I was shocked and cloud,brain exposed and all said. "so what up now?? Never seen a brain before?? Bring it on bitch!!" and I was like umm . Whatever! and I Finished the job by spinning up one round of "Dirty Vegas' - Days Go By" (which is unarguably one of the most kickass songs of all time) To which he immediately recognized and began dancin. Then He started doin the break dancing routine from the video and I couldn't believe it !! "this dudes got moves" I said. Then he did the windmill, (which is the move where you spin on the top of your head.) This grinded his brain into the ground, rendering him harmless!!! Well then I got in my mistubishi eclipse (which if you didn't know , is the car from the video) and ran over his punk ass. End of story! No more newscasters!!! It was all over I had proven myself as the victor!YeS! But then they came back askin. (who would win between you and zidane???-And-who would win between you and Tidus. And I said "those answers will have to wait until a later date cause im tired as hell after all that work. So Peace out.. and I slammed the door in there faces" The End