Alright this is my first story. I've been reading for a long time but this is the first time I finally got the nerve up to publish! So please, please, please review! Comment, thumbs up, long winded speech, flames whatever! Just do it!

Okay what would happen if something went wrong and all the strange far out people in the SW universe didn't wake up on the sane side of the bed? Think about.

Rantings of a Mad Star Wars Geek

Part 1 Things go bad when the powers out

Chapter one: Mornings start better when the clocks aren't possessed.

Obi-wan loved caf, infact his friend and former padawan Anakin Skywalker called him a caf addict. Which was ridiculous. So what if they had to detour to a planet three systems away from the planet that they were going to attack because that planet didn't have his favorite brand of caf?

Plus Obi-wan loved mornings, infact he was what some would call an early bird. Or what most called him (including both his former Master and Apprentice) a psychotic nut who had nothing better to do in the mornings than to wake up helpless sleepers and then torture them with his lovely morning spirit.

And there was nothing more that Obi-wan loved than waking,just like he had every morning to ...

Obi-wan raised his face from his pillow sniffing. Something was missing from his morning routine.

But what was missing?

Morning breath? Check.

Bed head? Check.

Folded pile of last nights clothes neatly laying next to todays apparel? Check

Absence of Anakin (he definitely was not a morning person (tried to kill him with a spoon for waking him up early once)) who was most likely not near waking up? Check.

Shoving his head back into his pillow he groped for a reason. Then it hit him.

He shot up in bed and shouted. "THE CAF!

He leaped up of the bed and acrossed the room over to the highly honored machine. How could he have have forgotten? Caf was one of the most important part of the day.

A tradition to be honored at least twenty-two times a day

The beans have to be prepared and water added, then he had to hit the button Anakin installed for years ago saying it was for his own safety. Obi-wan felt for the sacred button, perhaps if he went extremely slow this morning it would be ready in time,but was indented so...

IT MUST BE BROKEN! Obi-wan rushed to the door. He would risk Anakin's fury for this, spoons or no spoons. But as he hit the door panel nothing happened. Growling he smacked it in a flurry motion.

Then suddenly he felt the force tell him to duck. Doing so he had a lightsaber tip go right over his head.

Scowling at his traitorous door he backed away to grab his own lightsaber. If the invader thought that bona-fide sith lords were bad they hadn't seen Obi-wan with out his morning caf!

Then as the saber cut a circle into the entryway. Obi-wan saw that it was three padawans, obliviously trying to get him out. When the path was clear one of them walked and asked. "Master Kenobi are alright?" Obi-wan grunted at him. Unsure of what that meant the boy continued. "A emergency meeting has been called will you need anything before attending?" Obi-wan started to shake his head when a thought hit him. "You wouldn't happen to have some caf would you?" he said hopefully.

The padawan shook his head bewildered. Obi-wan sighed. "Oh well that would have to useful,"

with a shrug he walked out into the hall way saying. "Well at least this day couldn't get any worse."

(Poor Obi-wan he doesn't know that I am the author *Giggle*)

Ten Minutes later in the High Council room.

It was humorous and bit scary to see twelve of the most powerful beings in the galaxy looking sleep deprived and quite a bit crazy.

A brief summary of them was;

Saesee Tinn looking more grumpy and sullen than usual. Oppo Rancisis was sleeping in his chair, doing the serpent equivalent of snoring. Ki-Adi Mundi looked brain dead and crazy, but when didn't he? (sorry but I mean Dooku a political idealist, really?). Adi Gallia looking fed up about Mace Windu not asking the question and Mace Windu about being pushed to. Obi-wan looked caf deprived. Agen Kolar looked like his face would break into a bazillion pieces if he smiled instead of the regular million. Lucky Shaak Ti and Plo Koon were off planet. And poor Kit Fitso had a knot in his tentacles.
Then there was Master Yoda. He was doing what seemed to the casual observer a staring contest with an alarm clock. ( the big radio kind (well big at least to him))

Mace seeing that his fellow senior council member mind was obviously otherwise else were, started the meeting. "Now that we all here more or less we need to discuss..."

Ki-Adi Mundi raised his hand. Mace stopped. "Yes."everyone waited for him to talk but he just sat there with his hand raised. Finally right before Mace Windu finally showed some emotion and blew a gasket. Kit looked up from untying his head and said. "He means you cone head."

Ki-Adi stuck his tongue out at him. Adi Gallia wanting to spare her would be fiancé from breaking up another name calling battle between the two intervened. "You were saying Master Mundi?"

He blinked. "What?" she gestured at his arm. He stared out at it as if it was the first time he had ever seen it. They waited for the light bulb to go off. It didn't. "You were saying something." Mace said pointedly. He looked blank the suddenly said. "Isn't it just a lovely day!" Mace had to Force pin Saesee to his chair so he did choke his brain dead college. Agen Kolar grew bored with the sputtering debate and started to see how far he could float Oppo in the air without him waking.

Saesee stares at Windu and starts telepathically begging him to grant him he permission to strangle the idiot councilor.

Mace Wondering while he wasn't getting any help from his co-senior council member. Turned and saw that Master Yoda hadn't blinked in about five minutes. "Master Yoda what is it?" he said vaguely concerned. "Hmm, no longer working anymore it is. Turned to the dark side it has become."

Ki-Adi screamed. "Sith Lord!" and dove face first into his chair. Trying to ignore the idiotic display Adi ask. "What has Master? A knight? A Padawan?" "A politician?" Kit said. Ki-Adi snorted from his cushion. "No silly they're already all working for the dark side, you tentacle brain!" Master Yoda growing tired of the guessing said. "Late for appointments I will be. A portal for darkness it has become." Mace walked up and leaned over Yoda's shoulder. "It's a alarm clock." He said in disbelief.

Ki-Adi screamed again. "Now household appliances are turning what next! The chosen one!"

Agen startled from his concentration by the strange statement, dropped Oppo Rancisis from about 12ft in the air back to his chair. From which he doesn't even wake up. Mace fixes a stern glare at Agen which the Zabrak firmly ignores by staring into space. Obi-wan wakes up enough from his Caf withdraw to mutter about idiot people and their stupid decision that mess with his life. (Meaning now without his instant brain starter is everyone she con tacts.)

Shaak Ti and Plo Koon shared a glance. Yup, they pick a good time to go fight in a pointless battle.

Mace trying to put to see if he can the discussion back on track for once says. "Now is not the time for this, we must now face the matter you were all called here."

Everyone leaned forward waiting for what this grave matter must be.

Yoda looked out from the so-called dark side device and nodded.

"What Skywalkers reaction will be when find out he does about no electricity we have."

Everyone froze. Then as on cue a scream bellowed out from the bowls of the temple and echoed to the other end of the planet. "My stuff doesn't work!"

"We're doomed." Obi-wan muttered.

Chapter two: Hair appointments are kept better when your husband hand works.