Omg, I didn't want to make another chapter story, but damn I couldn't help myself. Especially since I'm starting too really like the Splendid/Flaky/Flippy triangle. X) Oh and this is humanized AU.
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"Splendid...Splendid...Splendiiiiiid." A small hand pushed gently against the slumbering blue haired male's shoulder. "It's time to get up. First day of school.."
An obnoxious snore was all Flaky received in response. She pouted and poked his arm lightly. "Come on Splendid."
"That's not going to work Flaky," sighed a red haired male that looked exactly like the one in bed. "Punch him. That'll wake him up."
"Eh? I-I can't do that!" The timid girl squeaked, waving her hands in front of her face frantically.
Pinching the bridge of his nose, Splendont released an aggravated sigh. "We only have an hour until school, this idiot always has to sleep in every time..." His head suddenly perked up and Flaky swore that she could see the wheels turning in his head as a mischievous smirk tugged at his frowning lips.
"I'll be right back Flaky." He told her as he left the room, leaving the bedroom door open.
Flaky watched him cautiously, wringing her hands together nervously; she wondered what he planned on doing this time. Last time Splendid had slept in on the first day, Splendont had brought in a bucket of roaches and centipedes from god knows where and tossed the entire thing on top of his twin.
The poor guy woke up screaming in agony when the centipedes bit him and they ended up having to skip the first day of school to take him to the hospital and get his tetanus shot.
Splendid then developed an innate hatred for centipedes - the roaches didn't bother him all that much, according to him, they just felt weird crawling over him.
Flaky could only hope that Splendont doesn't plan on doing anything too extreme that would end up with them missing the first day again.
Finally, the older twin came back, carrying a bucket - which she hoped wasn't filled with anything dangerous.
Water slipped from the side and trailed down the metal, allowing the girl to let out a sigh of relief knowing that he wasn't carrying anything dangerous.
He stopped next to the bed and with the same smirk still plastered on his face, Splendont dumped the entire bucket onto the snoring male, getting water in his open mouth and up his nose.
Splendid sputtered and shot up coughing, trying to hack something up. That's when Flaky noticed that it wasn't just water in that bucket.
He kept coughing until something dropped from his mouth to his waiting hands. His sky blue eyes widened in horror as he stared at the little black wiggling creature.
The creature was tossed up into the air before proceeding to land on the ground with a wet plop as the male started freaking out. "Ahhhh! What the hell is this?!"
Flaky backed away nervously with a disgusted expression as she stared at the numerous leeches latched onto the terrified male.
"Oh god! Vampires, they're like little vampires! I can feel them sucking my blood!" He screeched, flailing around like a fish out of water, Splendont chuckled quietly at the amusing scene.
Suddenly, Splendid clenched his fingers around one that was stuck to his neck and unknowingly tossed it towards the cowering Flaky, where it immediately attached to her neck when it made contact.
She let out an ear piercing scream and tried to swat at it when she felt it sucking at the patch of skin it latched onto.
"Flaky! I'm so sorry!" Splendid apologized, hurriedly ripping the leeches off of him so he could go to her aid.
But Splendont beat him to it; the tall red head cupped her chin and tilted her head to the side so he could see her neck, gripping the leech, Splendont carefully tugged at it trying not to damage her skin in the process.
Once he managed to pull it loose, Splendont turned back to his twin with a glint in his eye that Splendid quickly caught.
Before the struggling male could even make a move to get away, the older twin tossed the creature with perfect precision.
It landed onto his upper lip, he screamed, spewing out colorful words when the tiny teeth bit down onto the sensitive flesh of his lip.
Splendont merely scooted over and covered the grossed out Flaky's ears as he continued to watch with amused eyes.
The blue haired male tore the leech off his lip and tossed it angrily to the floor with a loud splat as he glared at his twin. "Splendont! You fu-"
He was cut off as the redhead bent down and picked up the discarded bucket.
Clank.
Splendid fell backwards onto the bed with the bucket covering his head.
And no matter how hard she tried, Flaky couldn't contain the giggle that escaped her lips.
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Splendid groaned as he trudged down the stairs at a sluggish pace. "Dammit Splendont, you're cleaning my room after school."
The red head ignored him and took another bite out of his toast, all traces of amusement now gone from his bored face.
Flaky stood up from the table and wandered up to her friend, reaching for his messily done tie. "I thought I already taught you how to properly make your tie." She reprimanded softly as she began to fix it for him.
He sent her a crooked smile as he reached a hand up to brush a couple strands of her hair behind her ear. "Maybe I just like having you do it for me."
A light blush tinted Flaky's cheeks in response as she continued to silently make the tie.
Sky blue eyes shot up with a glare when Splendid heard his brother snort. "Cheesy much?" The red head shook his head and took another bite of his toast.
"Anyways," Flaky cut in before Splendid could open his mouth and cause a fight. "I made you toast, but you're going to have to eat it on our way to school. We only have half an hour left."
He nodded and slipped on his school blazer. "Thanks Flakes."
"Welcome," she wandered over to the sink and soaked a towel with water. "Here, I should wipe the blood off your cuts."
Tilting his head to let Flaky clean his bite marks, Splendid narrowed his eyes at his twin. "Thanks to you I'm going to be going to school with a bunch of bites."
The corner of Splendont's lips quirked up, he shrugged uncaringly to his brother's plight. "You'll be fine."
"You wait, I'll get you back one day." Splendid growled at his nonchalant brother.
"Sure you will," Splendont muttered around a mouthful of toast, he grabbed his bag and tossed it over his shoulder. "Hurry up whiner, before we're late for school."
He reached over and plucked the towel from Flaky and tossed it into the sink. "Don't waste your time worrying about the loser Flaky," he picked up her bag, which she accepted with a grateful smile. "Let's just go already."
"I'm coming...you impatient grouch." Splendid grumbled under his breath as he slung his bag over his shoulder and picked up his now cold toast.
He ran over to the door and held it open for Flaky, then attempted to slam it on the other red head.
But unfortunately for him, his brother's fast reflexes screwed him over as Splendont shot out his fist and punched the door, sending it flying back to crash into Splendid's face, sending him to the ground in a groaning mess.
Flaky gasped and spun around when she heard the commotion behind her. "Oh my gosh! What h-happened?" She exclaimed, kneeling down and pressing a hand to Splendid's forehead.
Splendont shrugged his shoulders and calmly shut the door behind him. "He had an accident with the door."
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Splendid was now cradling a bruised cheek in his palm as he glared over Flaky's head to his brother who carried a neutral expression. "You're an asshole, you know that Splendont?"
Flaky sent him a disapproving stare and he immediately apologized. "Sorry, sorry Flakes. But you know how this..." He tried to think of an appropriate word that wasn't a swear. "...Jerk, can get on my nerves."
"I know," she sighed quietly. "But it'd be nice if you two would stop bickering every once in a while."
"It's not me!" Splendid defended, he jabbed his finger at Splendont. "It's him! He's always doing something than acts all casual so no one would suspect him!"
"I don't know what you're talking about." Splendont calmly replied, stuffing his hands in his pockets, his expression betraying nothing.
"See!" Splendid cried. "Agh, you're so irritating! Stop trying to act all cool."
"Hn."
Splendid slapped his forehead in exasperation. "How did you get a bucketful of leeches anyway?" He stared at his brother through half lidded eyes.
"I have my ways." Splendont shrugged, smirking when he heard the petite girl giggle.
"That's the same answer you gave me about the centipedes!" Splendid shouted, causing Flaky to flinch and cover her ears, he immediately apologized and patted her head.
"I bet you gathered them during the summer, didn't you?" He continued in a quieter tone.
Splendont just shrugged again and Splendid let out an annoyed groan, casually swinging his arm over Flaky's shoulders and holding her to him.
"Anyways," he gathered Flaky's attention. "We never did check our schedules to see if we have any classes together."
"Oh yeah, one second." Flaky opened her bag and pulled out a crisp white paper. She held it out to Splendid.
Grabbing the paper, he scanned over it then pulled out his own schedule and held the both of them side by side.
"Nice, we have at least four classes together!" Splendid exclaimed with a smile, Flaky clasped her hands together and sent him a shy smile.
"T-that's great!"
"And I don't have to worry about this ass- ah, I mean, this jerk being in any of my classes." Splendid teased, nodding his head towards his twin.
"Good riddance for me." Splendont muttered, speeding up once they reached the school
He climbed the stairs and held his hand up in the air to give a short goodbye wave. "See you at lunch Flaky."
"Bye." Flaky replied, sending him a small wave as he turned in a different direction to head towards the senior classes.
Splendid stopped and sent her a cute pout. "I guess this is where we part mon chéri." He told her in an exaggerated French accent, he bent down and picked up her hand, placing a light kiss on top.
Flaky could only blush and hold her hand against her chest as she watched him depart from her with a cheerful wave, yelling something about seeing her at second period.
Even after all these years of living with him, Flaky still didn't know how to really reply to Splendid's playful antics.
Sighing, Flaky decided to ignore the tingly warmth on the top of her hand and opened up her schedule. "Math...with Mr. Truffles...I-I guess that shouldn't be too bad."
She remembered that young teacher, he always looked bored and uncaring, staring at the students with lazy half lidded eyes looking almost like he'd rather be anywhere but the classroom.
He was near useless when it comes to helping students though, he'd always just tell them to figure it out on their own. It was a good thing she was somewhat good at math.
And whatever she didn't know she would just ask Splendont later, considering he's the best one in the house when it comes to numbers.
So distracted by her schedule, Flaky didn't notice the lost student in front of her. She squeaked when she bumped into a hard chest and almost fell backwards if it wasn't for the large hand wrapped securely around her wrist.
Her crimson eyes blinked open to see apologetic green eyes. "Sorry about that." The boy told her, pulling her up until she was standing upright.
Flaky felt her face heat up when he didn't automatically let go of her wrist. "N-no, no, it's my fault." She stammered.
He smiled and bent down to pick up her schedule that she dropped and handed it back to her. "Well, as long as you're not hurt."
She shyly took her schedule with a quiet 'thanks'.
He nodded, then checked over each classroom door they were by. "Um," he started. "If you don't mind me asking...could you tell me where this classroom is?"
Glancing over the schedule he showed her, Flaky realized he was in the same class as Splendid. "Y-yeah, it's down this way and y-you turn right to that next hallway. Can't miss it."
The green haired male nodded and sent her a breath taking smile that made her feel weak in the knees. "Thanks! Maybe we'll see each other later!" Giving a brief wave, the emerald eyed boy turned and jogged to his class.
Flaky nodded numbly, and touched a hand to her warm face as she watched his back until he disappeared around the corner. "He was...really handsome."
Riiiiing!
The red head released a startled squeal, practically jumping with fright into the air when the loud bell signaling for classes to begin sounded.
"Oh no!" She cried in distress. "I'm late!"
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If anyones wondering why Flaky lives with Splendid and Splendont, all I can tell you is that will be something that'll be explained later, but she's not related to either of them.
Anyways, thanks for reading! :D