Momo's POV
"What the Fuck!"
Yes I'm sorry that Momo curses but I'm even more sorry that humans are such retards! I'm sitting hear right now listen to all the people inside do shit. Now I'm getting better at understanding what people mean when they make freakin' weird noises with there mouths, but when I listen to the one with the dark skin, all that I hear is, well nothing. I think she's female but I'm really not sure She has a small hair tie in the back of her hair, it looks so stupid! Then she obsessed with food, I have never seen a girl not to mention child eat so much before in my entire life! My human Aang calls her Sokka. Okay what kind of mother names there kid Sokka. It's ridiculous! But she says these stupid things that actually make the rest of the humans laugh! WHAT IS THIS! WHAT IS THIS! I hate her! NO to mention her sister Katara. Not so much better people! At least she looks like she might actually be part female. Appa my best friend tries to tell me other wise, he thinks that Sokka is a guy and he's says he can tell because, they sit on him. Even if I was Appa I wouldn't try to feel that when they sit on me. Ew...
Don't even get me started on the pale ones. Oh My God ever since the one they call Zuko joined the group he had nothing but havoc to raise upon everyone! My god at least he is moderately quite. But he always has the crazy problems or missions he likes to take us one which I think is just grand, if you're catching my sarcasm here. So next up it leave blindy The earthbender Aang calls Toph, she say she can see with like super sonic waves or whatever but she obviously can't use them on the ground because she is constantly always steppin' all over me! And yes I said steppin' like I'm from the freakin' getto. Then we're left with Sokka girlfriend! I KNOW A LESBIN IS WITHIN 5 FOOT REACH OF ME AT ALL TIMES IT IS VERY SCARY! But I never thought that if Sokka could get a girlfriend it would be as good of one as Suki, but when she wears that make up, well let's not talk about that. I always did think if Sokka would have a girlfriend it would be someone like my human calls Ty Lee. She is always walking on here hands like some freak show! What the hell normal good little humans walk on there own to feet but she has to go and be all fancy with the hands (ha-ha that sounds so wrong) She is very distracting! Appa calls here a h00k3r and for good reason. Then you have the best person of them all, they call here Mai. She never bothers me she is always so quite and shows no emotions toward me. I mean considered with all of these other animals especially Sokka is a major relief for her to just well be blah. But of course they go and bring in a new member who I like to call Miss Priss or just the queen of PMS in general. She is always either pissed off at me for no reason or just yells and screams for the hell of it! When she sleeps she screams. When she cooks she screams and she really loves to scream when she talks to the freak with the red eye thing! (zuko scar not combustion man) All of these people drive me crazy and *CRASH*
"ZUKO IF YOU THINK FOR ONE MINUTE THAT I AM EVER GOING TO EVER TRY THAT LITTLE STUNT AGAIN YOU'RE MORE INSANE THEN ALL THESE PEOPLE MAKE ME OUT TO BE!"
"WHAT STUNT ITS IS A FIREBENDING TECHIE!"
"OH REALLY!"
"NO SHIT I JUST TOLD YOU THAT!".
Oh my freakin' god, kill me...
Okay may first story ever! I feel bad that know one ever writes about Momo so Tada this story was born mainly Momo feelings about people in his Gaang just pretend Azula is there too okay? Okay. Avatar belong to Mike and Brain I hope that you find it moderately enjoyable!
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