Zomg! Eclipse is out very very soon! 8D I'm buzzing! Anyway, I just couldn't help myself on writing this! XD Enjoy!
-Ashyy 3
It was completely silent in the Cullen house. Bella, Edward and Jacob were on the sofa, while the rest of them were standing by the window, watching them
"I know what you are.." Bella spoke quietly
"Say it.." Edward demanded "Say it aloud"
"Gay" She added, looking down. Edward looked over at Jacob, Jacob chuckled
"Well duh! We done it last night, on your bed!"
"Someone could have told me" She scowled "That explains the.. weird dream.. Why wasn't I involved?"
"You was!" Edward grinned.
"Well, I have news too" Everyone then fell silent again
"I'm dating your dad!" Then everyone looked at Carlisle, he shook his head
"Edward.. I am not your father…" Everyone gasped
"Th- Then.. who is?" Edward frowned
"Chuck Norris!" Then there was a chorus of
"Oh yeah, I would date him too"
"Awkwaaard…" Jacob said in a high pitched voice
"Woof woof! Go grab your bone!" Bella then threw a bone, Jacob lept off the sofa and ran after it, barking
"Always knew he was a dog.. ever since the baby was a puppy.." Edward laughed.
"Hey, so when are we going on Jeremy Kyle?" Alice asked, folding her arms
"Why are we going on there?" Bella pouted
"Cause this family has issues! A werewolf and a vampire, my ex with my .. eww.. Dad. My Dad with a hooker!"
"Innocent!" Carlisle shouted
"Jacob being a dog, Alice you're actually sleeping. Dude, we need help!" everyone just nodded
"Tomorrow" Bella added.
"Well.. this'll be fun! I'm going to swear for the fun of it" Alice clapped happily
"You swear and you're grounded!"
"*BEEP* you!" Alice then stormed off, huffing.
"Can we get high after?"
"No, Bella, remember the last time? You ran home naked complaining that the dead bodies in the grave yard were doing the YMCA!"
"But they were!" Bella then jumped up, doing the YMCA dance
"Y-M-C-A!" she shouted gleefully
"Oh good lord.."