No You CAN'T

Leonard Lopart is the worst photo shopper in the whole world.

He wanted to use my computer to make pictures of him as a lollipop for his candy store.

I was hesitating to let him use the computer, but I looked on the ground, and I swear Fluffy was waving his finger and shaking his head telling me to let Lopart use the computer or else Fluffy would shred me.

I should just let Fix-It attack Fluffy because I should've NEVER let Leonard Lopart use a computer.

"Mr. Lopart, sir, are you sure you can do this?" I asked

"Look Manny" he said trying to persuade me "Loparts are excellent in photography and editing."

"Did you know that my brother is Steve Jobs?"

I could see very clearly through his lie, but I tried not to say anything.

I was surprised, because after 10 minutes, I was proved wrong.

He had a nice purple swirly back ground with candy borders.

His face was on a lollipop stick with a top hat and arms.

The only thing I found wrong was that Fluffy was dressed as a gangsta.

But, I was completely aware that, that was just for advertising purposes.

And when I thought he was done, I was then proved right.

He started dragging pictures of random items.

"Leonard, that's fine, what are you doing?"

Pikachu, bacon, Osama bin Laden, the flag of the United Nations (which was in TOTAL contrast to bin Laden), umbrellas, a platypus, Katherine Heigl, Elmo and a lot of rappers to compliment Fluffy were some of the things he added after my warning.

And with all that and even more, Mr. Lopart was wondering why the computer crashed.

He just kept clicking until the computer screen was mixed with plain blue, and the frame of the picture.

"Um…Mr. Lopart…let me fix it." I then grabbed Felipe and Squeeze.

"No. I broke it, I fix it!" he shouted grabbing Pat.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Pat complained "I'm a hammer."

See, my problem was NOT with him corrupting the computer, it was his reluctance to help.

He swung Pat high in the air and screamed "BY THE POWER OF THOR!!!"

A few seconds later, he did it, he was Thor.

All the electricity that erupted blew up my shop and beat Nikola Tesla's record.

We were all outstandingly lucky that none of us died.

Mr. Lopart got up from the ground, coughed out some smoke and raised a finger saying

"Lopart to the rescue" before landing on the ground again.

But he was serious, he was going to destroy my destroyed shop and computer again.

Please review.

Andrew